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Stupidly Stupid America OneShots

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Because I said so. Plus, there are some totally random things I haven't seen others do that I think would be funny.

Plus, why not make the current superpower suffer? Embarrassment is key to learning, is it not. And for some odd reason people like to make the personas of the European countries so incredibly nosey and it makes thing so much funnier.

Mostly very short, 90% on crack, 10% angst, 100% stupid. I literally wrote all of these when the thought popped in my head, so they all were not revised. And I don't normally do 1st person POV's, so these are also practice.

Disclaimer!!!
Non of the characters belong to me.
Will be taking request until I decide I'm done with this book.
Terrible impersonations of other personifications besides Alfred and Matthew, because I'm the absolute worst and read nothing but things with Alfie and Mattie in them. Also everyone is still incredibly OOC.

He-hee!~All Rights Reserved

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America's little secret [1] by KirishimaArk

America, the missing personification of the world of nations. Finding out about the personification at a gala no less....... who would of guessed America had a personification, and a woman one at that. Imagine the surprise on the nations faces at finding out the World Superpower is a female personification! It isn't that woman don't exist but most thought it would be male! [So hi again, probably won't post this ever but if I do HI! I've been on a small writing craze along with reading craze about America not having a personification so why not join 'em? Also, this is basically a crossover between Countryhumans and Hetalia! Hetalia names belong to their creators unless mentioned, state names belong to me and Lectwist's! *This is a series story! Two more will be made unless I change my mind and make more! It's a trilogy currently. Book one: You are here! Book two: "America's little past [2]" Book three: -PENDING-* For those that like my OC Lectwist Island, she'll be in this story but less present as it'll focus more on America and the other countries instead of home. Also her and America didn't marry until the Great Depression here just so I don't confuse you (and myself) as I write this- *HEAVILY inspired by "Mother Amelia" cover art is mine! Sorry for this but I'm using Hetalia so be prepared for confusion if you don't know it! Sorry again-! 1st: Femamerica (October 12, 2024)]

The Storm [DISCONTINUED] by Dylan-Marsh

{STORY DISCONTINUED and I'm probably never gonna finish it whoops} The world is ending, obviously. America never really paid attention to the news, only Good Morning America, of course, but when the flooding and crippling storms started in the south and worked their way to D.C., he got nervous. There were warnings, scientists predicted the amount of blah, blah, science, science, random crap, big words. . . World catastrophe. The Storm. Bunkers and shelters were built, supplies were stocked, factories and farmers worked around the clock before the Storm could hit them. One might think the United States was prepping for war, and in a way, they were. They had to fight for their lives. Alfred is alone in a bunker, panicking for his people and brothers and the rest of the countries like Japan and Germany. He hears a distant muffled sound above the howling winds, a frightened little boy sits in the corner with an old stuffed bunny sucking his thumb. No one notices him. How is America supposed to protect hundreds of people and himself against a storm that could kill people in a number of ways? And now a kid had moved him to become his caretaker. When Alfred became independent from England, France had muttered to him that he didn't know the pain of raising a child then losing it. But know, he assumes that he may just learn. ((All Characters to their rightful owners. Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya))

Hetalia || Oneshots and Crackfic by AphTeavana

🎶Mamma mia... Here we go again... One, one, oneshots to feed ya Mamma mia, is this a good idea? My, my, how much I've missed this🎶 ᏟᎻᎪᏢᎢᎬᎡᏚ: 1.) Hideaway Monster AU, America Centric, Internalized Shame, Wendigo America, Vampire England, Minor Zombie France, Light Angst, 12 pages or 1723 words 2.) The Devil And The Singer - PruHun Human AU, Bar fic, Singer Hungary, Pinning Prussia, Good Pal Russia, 2 pages or 406 words 3.) A Note In My Locker - FrUk Highschool AU, Texting AU, Break up AU? 👀, Bad Touch Trio, Light Angst, Bromance ✊🏽😔, 35 pages or 3815 words 4.) Checkmate, Your Majesty Chesstalia AU, Nyotalia AU, White "King" France, White Queen Cuba, Black Queen America, Peace and War on the Planet Earth, Mentions of several characters, Some OCs, 35 pages or 4684 words 5.) It's Cold Outside - FrUk, SpaMano Christmasy AU, Human AU, Songfic? Maybe, There's a cafe, Owners Spain and Romano, SO MUCH GAY, 15 pages or 2140 words ᏔᎡᏆᎢᏆNᏩ & ᎡᎬᎪᎠᏆNᏩ: 1.) For small breaks in time(ex: hours/days/weeks) I use -'s but for long ones(ex: years) I use ~•~•~ 2.) Feel free to leave requests or constructive criticism in the comments or by PM! (And no, ship/character hate doesn't count) 3.) Currently on break ᎢᏔ: 1.) Sorry if you don't like cursing, I use it frequently! Besides that, I don't usually write any triggers 2.) If I do however decide to do so (or you feel I should add one) I'll label the chapter title with TW and put an A/N at the beginning 3.) If you do come across a chapter that contains content that is upsetting to you then PLEASE do not continue to read! Speed scroll to the bottom or use the scrubscroll to exit the chapter

America one-shots by angrylnxy

So this is a one shot books for the lovely America of course this is my home country so I feel better about writing about him. I'm also from the Deep South. I have a long bus ride and lunch so I'm going to write stories and stuff Thank you everyone who read and and commented on these one-shots I have decided to finally lay this one-shot book to rest lol. If you want to read my much better works I write on Ao3 under a similar username! - Angry Lnxy out! ( 2022 September 4)

Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random) by AProudAsian

Hey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enjoy reading this~ Warning: Cursing, um... weirdness and This haven't been proofread~ Credits To: Hidekaz Himaruya for creating Hetalia

The North America Bros and the Goblet of Fire by grizzlyeagleshark

ADOPTED BY @Inky_Studios Pottertalia. (Harry potter and Hetalia crossover) England and Harry share the Voldemort dream and England sends Matthew (only Matthew- Alfred would draw too much attention. Well, only Matthew at the start) to Hogwarts to watch him, before taking a teaching position of his own. Unfortunately, Matthew is sorted into Hufflepuff and Arthur's job is Muggle Studies. Good luck with life, guys. No pairings except canon. EDIT: Alright it's been y e a r s since I wrote this and let me tell YOU: this is terrible. it's really bad. feel free to read it and absorb all the cringe that was 13-year-old-me. Just warning you now. I keep adding more and more fandoms on until it becomes super niche because you have to know and like a l l of these fandoms and they're all super dated and all the chapters are really short and I'm really sleep deprived and please stop adding it to reading lists; I am never going to update it again and only keep it published so that my friends and I can look at it and laugh at how bad I used to be at writing. If you unironically enjoy this, though, good for you. I mean it; if you can get enjoyment out of this, ironic or not, you're doing better than me, to whom it only brings shame. Also it's tagged as complete but that's only because it's never going to be updated ever again and I didn't want it to say 'to be continued' because it isn't. It's not finished; sorry.

Countryhumans Headcanons (and other stuff) by chroma_tea

My first book! I hardly have any idea what I'm doing I only publish on Wattpad and AO3, if you see this on any other site then it has been stolen Content warnings for the book: -Ships (Only like 3 CH ones- maybe more? they're barely mentioned) -Historical topics such as WWI, WW2, and others will be mentioned -Swearing. A fair amount. -Third Roach and other controversial characters/countries -Descriptions of things like injury, or other events may be mentioned -Also may be some crossover headcanons or headcanons from other fandoms but the main focus is Countryhumans Other than that, please enjoy this stupid book with random headcanons!

The Actor by ImAProfessional0

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).

Hetalia X Reader Oneshots [Requests Are Closed] by Sharpshooter_Sh

These are Hetalia Oneshots! Requests Are: [Closed] (For now!) {NSFW/Smut is allowed.} (Note: Please bear in mind that I'm an amateur writer and I don't know every single character like some others.) [Warning: There is mature language, mature themes like Torture and Sex which some of is Implied in some of these Oneshots. But don't worry! I've made warnings at the start of each oneshots so if in doubt, you can check the warnings!]

Silent Beauty by Pickosita5

Also on my FanFic.net profile!!! Pikosita5 I moved it on here because smut isn't allowed on the website and is part of the story, and I do not want to mess with their website's rules. ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Alfred, an alpha at Academy for Universally Gifted, has to volunteer at Academy for the Specially Inept. There he gets partnered with a mute omega named Arthur Kirkland. Watch as they overcome challenges in communication with each other and themselves as people. Rated M for smut and future smut ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ More Couples such as: GerIta, PruCan, Spamano, AusHun, DenNor, ScotFra, etc. I do have OCs and other characters in here, all will be mentioned and claimed for Hetalia does not belong to me, only what I say is mine does This fanfic was based on a previous one I read but I changed most of the plot, only keeping some traits The sign language used by the characters is ASL (American Sign Language) so apologies if you do not understand some of the signs (I encourage you to look up any signs that don't make sense to you as you read, I do not want any of my readers to get confused) Completed but not Finished Highest Ranking: #1 in USUK #4 in AlfredxArthur

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Countryhumans Headcanons (and other stuff) cover

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America, the missing personification of the world of nations. Finding out about the personification at a gala no less....... who would of guessed America had a personification, and a woman one at that. Imagine the surprise on the nations faces at finding out the World Superpower is a female personification! It isn't that woman don't exist but most thought it would be male! [So hi again, probably won't post this ever but if I do HI! I've been on a small writing craze along with reading craze about America not having a personification so why not join 'em? Also, this is basically a crossover between Countryhumans and Hetalia! Hetalia names belong to their creators unless mentioned, state names belong to me and Lectwist's! This is a series story! Two more will be made unless I change my mind and make more! It's a trilogy currently. Book one: You are here! Book two: "America's little past [2]" Book three: -PENDING- For those that like my OC Lectwist Island, she'll be in this story but less present as it'll focus more on America and the other countries instead of home. Also her and America didn't marry until the Great Depression here just so I don't confuse you (and myself) as I write this- *HEAVILY inspired by "Mother Amelia" cover art is mine! Sorry for this but I'm using Hetalia so be prepared for confusion if you don't know it! Sorry again-! 1st: Femamerica (October 12, 2024)]