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Stupidly Stupid America OneShots

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Because I said so. Plus, there are some totally random things I haven't seen others do that I think would be funny.

Plus, why not make the current superpower suffer? Embarrassment is key to learning, is it not. And for some odd reason people like to make the personas of the European countries so incredibly nosey and it makes thing so much funnier.

Mostly very short, 90% on crack, 10% angst, 100% stupid. I literally wrote all of these when the thought popped in my head, so they all were not revised. And I don't normally do 1st person POV's, so these are also practice.

Disclaimer!!!
Non of the characters belong to me.
Will be taking request until I decide I'm done with this book.
Terrible impersonations of other personifications besides Alfred and Matthew, because I'm the absolute worst and read nothing but things with Alfie and Mattie in them. Also everyone is still incredibly OOC.

He-hee!~All Rights Reserved

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A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD] by Ese_chicanoL

[OLD. NEW VERSION OUT NOW.] One day, Alfred had mistakenly left his journal in the meeting room. He had left his stuff behind due to an emergency back at his home, and so; the remaining nations were appalled at finding something that he'd been writing in. And unfortunately, curiosity killed the cat. Many of the others began to read the pages, which led them all to realize that Alfred was a whole lot different than what they'd thought he'd be, for being the personification of the United States. Several twists and turns begin to crumble, as a hidden secret between Arthur, Matthew, and Alfred comes to light. While Matthew descends into mental chaos- the rest of the nations manage to take back the journal, only to find out some horrible secrets the American has about them. [Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me, all rightful credits go to Hidekaz Himaruya (AKA: Hima)!] - - #1 in aphamerica - 06.22.23 #1 in romanovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in felicianovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in aphprussia - 06.29.23 #2 in aphrussia - 07.03.23 - - Started: 06.XX.2023 Ended: [DISCONTINUED] - 08.13.2023

Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED] by Vraena

This is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia

The Storm [DISCONTINUED] by Dylan-Marsh

{STORY DISCONTINUED and I'm probably never gonna finish it whoops} The world is ending, obviously. America never really paid attention to the news, only Good Morning America, of course, but when the flooding and crippling storms started in the south and worked their way to D.C., he got nervous. There were warnings, scientists predicted the amount of blah, blah, science, science, random crap, big words. . . World catastrophe. The Storm. Bunkers and shelters were built, supplies were stocked, factories and farmers worked around the clock before the Storm could hit them. One might think the United States was prepping for war, and in a way, they were. They had to fight for their lives. Alfred is alone in a bunker, panicking for his people and brothers and the rest of the countries like Japan and Germany. He hears a distant muffled sound above the howling winds, a frightened little boy sits in the corner with an old stuffed bunny sucking his thumb. No one notices him. How is America supposed to protect hundreds of people and himself against a storm that could kill people in a number of ways? And now a kid had moved him to become his caretaker. When Alfred became independent from England, France had muttered to him that he didn't know the pain of raising a child then losing it. But know, he assumes that he may just learn. ((All Characters to their rightful owners. Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya))

hetalia x reader oneshots by mystic0987654321

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America oneshots my au and many more (story cover not mine) by Burnt_Frybread08

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Hetalia X Reader Oneshots [Requests Are Closed] by Sharpshooter_Sh

These are Hetalia Oneshots! Requests Are: [Closed] (For now!) {NSFW/Smut is allowed.} (Note: Please bear in mind that I'm an amateur writer and I don't know every single character like some others.) [Warning: There is mature language, mature themes like Torture and Sex which some of is Implied in some of these Oneshots. But don't worry! I've made warnings at the start of each oneshots so if in doubt, you can check the warnings!]

Countryhumans Headcanons (and other stuff) by chroma_tea

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Hetalia England One-Shots. by deadaccount48

No lemons/smut, just fluff. These are just little random things I come up with while I should be concentrating in class and decide to write down. May be some crack. Possible cross-overs. If you'd like you can request one-shot ideas you have and I will try to come up with plot for them. Also, if you'd like to use any of the plot-lines in this book, please credit me. I don't own any of the art or characters used in this one-shot book, unless said in the beginning note. Probably slow updates. Contains swearing.

Silent Beauty by Pickosita5

Also on my FanFic.net profile!!! Pikosita5 I moved it on here because smut isn't allowed on the website and is part of the story, and I do not want to mess with their website's rules. ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Alfred, an alpha at Academy for Universally Gifted, has to volunteer at Academy for the Specially Inept. There he gets partnered with a mute omega named Arthur Kirkland. Watch as they overcome challenges in communication with each other and themselves as people. Rated M for smut and future smut ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ More Couples such as: GerIta, PruCan, Spamano, AusHun, DenNor, ScotFra, etc. I do have OCs and other characters in here, all will be mentioned and claimed for Hetalia does not belong to me, only what I say is mine does This fanfic was based on a previous one I read but I changed most of the plot, only keeping some traits The sign language used by the characters is ASL (American Sign Language) so apologies if you do not understand some of the signs (I encourage you to look up any signs that don't make sense to you as you read, I do not want any of my readers to get confused) Completed but not Finished Highest Ranking: #1 in USUK #4 in AlfredxArthur

Putting things back together by N0L0ng3r0nHere

Francis moved to America to open up a small café, he ends up sharing a 4 bedroom house with three other people. A loud American named Alfred A quite little Canadian name Matthew And a grumpy Brit named Arthur They all seemed so familiar to him, yet he's never seen any of them. and one of them is holding a big secret from the other three.but what? .................................................. This is my first fanfic by myself. I hope y'all like it even though the hetalia fandom has died down I'm still a huge fan and thought this was a good time to leave my shell and write this. Anyway this may have FRUK in it and maybe other ones too. OOC (out of character) a lot. And an OC for the landlord. And other languages Done! I do not own hetalia I only own the plot Rated mature, just in case.

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[OLD. NEW VERSION OUT NOW.] One day, Alfred had mistakenly left his journal in the meeting room. He had left his stuff behind due to an emergency back at his home, and so; the remaining nations were appalled at finding something that he'd been writing in. And unfortunately, curiosity killed the cat. Many of the others began to read the pages, which led them all to realize that Alfred was a whole lot different than what they'd thought he'd be, for being the personification of the United States. Several twists and turns begin to crumble, as a hidden secret between Arthur, Matthew, and Alfred comes to light. While Matthew descends into mental chaos- the rest of the nations manage to take back the journal, only to find out some horrible secrets the American has about them. [Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me, all rightful credits go to Hidekaz Himaruya (AKA: Hima)!] - - #1 in aphamerica - 06.22.23 #1 in romanovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in felicianovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in aphprussia - 06.29.23 #2 in aphrussia - 07.03.23 - - Started: 06.XX.2023 Ended: [DISCONTINUED] - 08.13.2023