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Stupidly Stupid America OneShots

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Because I said so. Plus, there are some totally random things I haven't seen others do that I think would be funny.

Plus, why not make the current superpower suffer? Embarrassment is key to learning, is it not. And for some odd reason people like to make the personas of the European countries so incredibly nosey and it makes thing so much funnier.

Mostly very short, 90% on crack, 10% angst, 100% stupid. I literally wrote all of these when the thought popped in my head, so they all were not revised. And I don't normally do 1st person POV's, so these are also practice.

Disclaimer!!!
Non of the characters belong to me.
Will be taking request until I decide I'm done with this book.
Terrible impersonations of other personifications besides Alfred and Matthew, because I'm the absolute worst and read nothing but things with Alfie and Mattie in them. Also everyone is still incredibly OOC.

He-hee!~All Rights Reserved

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