An Incoherent Sonic Fanfiction

I wrote this when I was 12. It is by far the longest piece of fiction I have written.

It makes little to no sense looking back on it as an adult but maybe you might find some joy from it.

Cast your minds back to a more hopeful time, when Sonic sprite comics were still all over the internet, when Super Mario Bros Z and Heroes Inc were still being made.

The internet was slower, I was smaller. Roger had just replaced Jason as Sonic's voice, Sonic Generations would be announced in a few months.

Meanwhile little Jakey is told to do some homework for school. Instead he decides to write a Sonic Fanfiction. And instead of being scolded for this embarrassing drivel, his teachers encourage him to finish it.

For better or for worse, here we are.