Jeffrey bezos x reader (Joke fic)

this was made as a joke don't take this seriously

You see y/n was a simple short girl who wasn't like the rest, her mother dies months before y/n was born, and her dad abusive, y/n was constantly bullied and would always go on the roof and sing fight song, one day a tall handsome strong man walked into her house and her father told her she was being sold to Jeffrey bezos because her dad need beer, y/n fell in love with Jeff Jeff and he bought y/n whatever she wanted.

That's it, just stereotypical y/n cuz I'm bored
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