Dumpster Fire
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Last published Mon, Jan 15, 2024
James has the most useless life in the world.
Just him, his best friend, and his foster mother.
He works at CVS.
The most impressive thing he's ever done is licked his elbow.
Then, it all changes.
His best friend betrays him.
People are chasing him.
They want to sacrifice him.
New people show up.
They say they want to help.
He apparently has powers.
The world is apparently in danger.
He is apparently The Flame.
A lot of things don't make sense, but what the heck can he do?
His life is a Dumpster Fire.
And it's gonna get a lot worse.
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