Kinky Kirky

This is the memoirs of a school I used to attend in a little town in New Zealand. I wrote this many years ago on my adventures to Zimbabwe and I came across a man who had recently been assassinated by The Pigeon. He gave me some advice I will never forget. A Walmart Clubcard will save you so so so so so much moneh and this I did NOT learn the hard way. I now live back in the neighbouring town to the town I grew up in. How times change. The girl I used to be is so different from the man I am now. I changed my name.

I have faced many hardships in my time on the very warm rock and this is only a small part of my memoirs. This is of course not from my perspective but from my fathers. His birth name was chadders and sadly I did not continue his gay legacy (sorry for the spoilers). He died just last Fortnite from a cannibalistic mini shagger cheese. I have been distraught and so have my 28.20 children in law and beloved husband.

Thank you for your time and effort and consistency. Please do not get in contact with me if you are not sure of my respective identity. I am currently in hiding from a very large and inconspicuous bald headed man who appears rather scary at first but then has a warm and fluffy inside. I would know ;)

Thank you again kindly,

With regards
Your Beloved.