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❤Drunken Kisses❤ (Paul x Patryk fanfic)

Bacon4sandwitch

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Reads 4,529
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Parts 18
Time 48m

Bacon4sandwitch

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Started 17/1/22
Finished 11/4/22

"Just a couple of dudes being guys" 
"A couple of guys being dudes"
"Just a couple of dudes being gay"
"show me your dick Patr-"

And thats how Paul fucked his friend and long time crush Patryk. Drunken, sluggish, music blasting into their ears, they went to the nearest guest room. The next morning they wake up shocked and questioning their own sanity and how people will react to what they did, and the biggest surprise for the both of them is that they liked the touch that the other one gave them, they didn't mind but how were they going to explain to eachother how they were feeling?. 

*or for short just me making that's kinda gay jokes, its not gay if we have socks on and just guys being bros.

And not really taking this book seriously bc i just want to write stupid shit i n it :D if you want to see how i actually write look at my Eddsworld oneshots

Enjoy lol ❤All Rights Reserved

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