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The ugliest story from the planet

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My english teacher wanted me to write a story. In english. In 11th grade. It was very very very bad. It was so bad, that my teacher regretted his task. I'm sorry for everyone who have to read this. This story has no deeper sence and and to all people, who like the english grammar and spelling: I am so sorry.

Carl Uwe McDummbrot for life.

Diese Aufgabe hat mein Lehrer sehr bereut und wollte nie wieder, dass wir Geschichten für ihn schreiben. Ich habe mein Ziel erreicht.
Ich wünsche, dass diese Geschichte in unglaublich schlechtem Englisch mit Deutschem Akzent gelesen wird.All Rights Reserved

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Mr Hemmings // L.H by calvumhood

What's life without a little risk? (This is basically filled of smut so if you don't like smut then I advise not to read, plus I wrote this ages ago and looking back on it, it's actually terrible) Yooooo so I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 14 and I am not proud 😂 I'm so sorry for the awful writing I can't even bring myself to edit it because i don't even want to read it 😂

The Warzone by KatelynCC200114

"There's something about you that makes me want to know you more." "Can't you just leave me alone?" "No! Listen here, Princess I get what I want ." "What do you want from me?" He smirks leaning in to bite my earlobe. [Mature content] There's a lot of swearing and maybe a little bit of grammar mistakes here and there. This book really does have mature content but if anything steamy is about to occur there will be a warning for you to skip or proceed reading. 17 year old Clover 's life is about to change when , her father forces her to go to boarding school. Her life changes as she meets up with new friends , new Idiots and most of all the Greek God , the grandson of the richest women on earth ( well that's what they say). Moving into a new country and falling into an interracial relationship becomes a challenge. Follow clover on her journey.

Savage Mafia Couple by maghee23

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Just A Dream (Ticcidrowned) by Maskeddoodler142

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Don't Leave Me by bellawilliams04

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Mr Hemmings // L.H

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