blue ogre
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Last published Thu, Jan 6, 2022
thomas the tank engine x shrek
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this is satire and im most likely not going to finish it
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I made the cover but I used two images so..
Credits ~
Thomas the Tank Engine: https://bit.ly/39MPgmw
Shrek: https://bit.ly/3u37OWz
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