blue ogre
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thomas the tank engine x shrek
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this is satire and im most likely not going to finish it
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I made the cover but I used two images so..
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Thomas the Tank Engine: https://bit.ly/39MPgmw
Shrek: https://bit.ly/3u37OWz
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