Cupid's Chokehold || Total Drama

[various! Total Drama x gender-neutral Reader]

You only auditioned for this lame competition to get away from your family and get some money for your childhood friend. If you knew it would end up this way, you would've just robbed that bank.

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In which, you, a stupid scientist, go through a slow-burn of love and the odd thing of nearly everyone revering you.

Fair warning: Chapters are long and detailed; updates are far apart.