Murdering One Direction

What if you had a chance to cleanse the world, would you? Presented with the opportunity to rid the world of One Direction and hopefully turn a profit, I team up with Louis Thomlinson to exterminate the world's most famous band, one member at a time. Despite what the title may suggest, this story is actually a comedy and does not take itself too seriously. If you're looking for a quick read with some dumb laughs, this is the story.