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The shrek: Golden series

xgraydoesntcarex

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Parts 2
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Reads 21
Votes 3
Parts 2
Time <5 mins

xgraydoesntcarex

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Before we get into this amazing story, I want you guys to know the heart behind it. 

I used to own an amazing account... it was quite beautiful actually. So many shrek crack fics, so many reads. Until one unfortunate evening... 

I got logged out. 

So in honor of that account, I have created "The shrek: Gold series" 

With my blessing, enjoy.All Rights Reserved

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