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How to Not Succeed in Podcasting While Really Trying

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Parts 11
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Reads 114
Votes 27
Parts 11
Time 31m

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So you have a podcast you'd like to promote? That's fantastic! Come along with me, as I painstakingly detail all the ways to not succeed in doing that. 

Not a podcaster? That works too. Everyone is welcome, to what should be a farce about the road to building an audience, but is too bonkers not to be true.

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Правда или действие by enbok1218

давайте сыграем правда или действие- Феликс

(Book 1) Synopsis Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance. The tragic outcome was predictable. Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person. One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him. [What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?] And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face. [Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.] Second brother: '...That makes sense.' The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day. [Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?] After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage. Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!!! FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR. ... Book 1 (Completed) ✅ Book 2 (Ongoing)

The Unexpected Matches by yourentertainer03

This story is about three childhood friends, who are shifting from one place to another for their further studies. But destiny wants something else. And then they found the true love of their life. & "HERE THE JOURNEY BEGINS" They are totally opposite to each other. But you know that opposite always attract.

Little Witch Academia reacts to Team Fortress 2 by Yeetgineer739

The witches of Luna Nova Magical Academy reacts to our favorite mercenaries of Mann Co. and the crazy stuff that happens to them because why not?

Cote one shots and reactions by rthtmtrhe

Yo gonna try some brainrot It could be anything, stupid, funny, deep, dark, horrifying I got a couple ideas in mind I will also try to make reactions on every one shot

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒.ᵇˡˡᵏ ˣ ᶠᵉᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ by -HAZYKURONI

๋࣭ ⭑ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒. ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ 𝜗𝜚── 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 . . . A high school girl gets mistaken for another person upon getting her number added to what it seemed as a 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘳𝘰𝘵 groupchat⭑.ᐟ ❝𝐆𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐘𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 such skibidi ohio pomni worthy material my bro man!❞ ❝𝐎𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐃 please end your life you spermaghetti saucer before I touch you lil bro!❞ ⋮ 𝐕𝐀𝐑!𝐁𝐋𝐋𝐊 𝐱 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑! ⋮ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 . . . 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃/𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃! ⋮ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐂 & 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒. 𝐃𝐍𝐈 𝐈𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄. ⋮ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒.

❝𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 ❞ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴄʜᴀᴛғɪᴛ by CHIGIRI4LIFE

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မင်းရဲ့အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်ကနေ့တိုင်းလှလှလာတယ်(Translation ) by mattymei

ကြီးမားတဲ့ပြောင်းလဲမှုတွေနဲ့ ပိုပြီးကြီးမားတဲ့လှည့်ကွက်တွေ ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခုထဲက နောက်ထပ်ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခု သူဟာပိုပြီးလှလာဖို့ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာဖို့ နည်းလမ်းကိုရှာတွေ့သွားပြီ ရှန်ကျင်းထျန်ဟာ သူဖတ်နေတဲ့စာအုပ်ထဲကိုကူးပြောင်းသွားဖို့ ကူညီပေးတဲ့systemတစ်ခုရဲ့အကူအညီကိုရရှိခဲ့တယ် သူလုပ်ဆောင်ရမဲ့တာဝန်တွေကိုပြီးမြောက်တာနဲ့ သူကသူ့ရဲ့အနာဂတ်လမ်းမှာပိုချော ပိုလှ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာလိမ့်မယ် သူ့ရဲ့ပထမဆုံးတာဝန်::အမျိုးသားဇာတ်လိုက်ရဲ့နောက်ယောင်ခံသူလုပ်နေတာရပ်လိုက်တော့ အဲ့ဒီအစား အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်လုပ်ပြီး သူရည်ရွယ်ထားတဲ့သူကိုခိုးလိုက်တော့ Chapters: :191+41side stories

[Avengers x TCF] Home Is Where the Doctor Is by artificialslover

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How To Be The Best Third Wheel by summerbackthen

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