How to Not Succeed in Podcasting While Really Trying
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So you have a podcast you'd like to promote? That's fantastic! Come along with me, as I painstakingly detail all the ways to not succeed in doing that.
Not a podcaster? That works too. Everyone is welcome, to what should be a farce about the road to building an audience, but is too bonkers not to be true.
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