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Last published Sun, Jan 9, 2022
When the time machine in Dr. Evil's lair breaks, it seems to turn into a universe portal. Twenty-one year old Hermione Granger accidentally travels through different universes and falls into the lair through the time machine. What happens when she catches feelings for one of Dr Evil's team members? Will she stay in the Austin Powers universe? Will she convince her new-found love to go with her to her home universe? Will she go home alone and broken-hearted? I guess it's time to find out.
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