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  • Parts 6
  • Time 44m
Ongoing, First published Jan 09, 2022
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❝𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝, 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤, 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬. 𝐖𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐝 𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐯𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬, 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞; 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧.'"
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Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]