what not to do
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hey I'm eli-mae, my real name's Elizabeth-Mae but that's so... so posh! just like my parents who are about as ashamed of me as a parent could be of their only daughter I don't see the big deal about me being imperfect I mean if you're looking for a perfect bleach blonde bimbo wearing a belt she mistook for a skirt you've come to the wrong place because I'm a blue haired green eyed sociopath and I like nothing more than cupcakes and octopus' and I'm here to show you what not to do
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