love doesn't exist (but we're the exception) - streddie au

A cynic, a trashmouth, and an asthmatic. In a world where so many people try to prohibit love, those three kids may just break the whole fucking system.
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One movie night, Stan, Eddie, and Richie fall asleep. What they don't know is that they ended up asleep in a very, uhm, affectionate position, shall we say. The rest of the Losers, however, know exactly what those three don't. So they do what any good group of friends would do:

Scheme and plot to get them together as soon as possible, obviously.

⚠DISCLAIMERS⚠
- we do not support jack or jeremy, or what they do/have done/or believe in. if you do, you can kindly exit this page right now.
- this is just a story! it has nothing to do with finn, or jack, or wyatt, or anyone else. it is a work of pure fiction.
- there will be LOTS of strong language, so if you aren't comfortable with that, you're welcome to leave.
- if you do not support gay, poly, or any other LGBTQ+ rights then you are not welcome here. this is a safe space, and everyone should feel comfortable. (honestly why are you even here if you don't-)
- all the parents are good in this one! (yesyes even sonia)
- good greta. G O O D G R E T A.
- GEORGIE IS ALIVE PERIOD END OF CONVERSATION.
- pennywhore doesn't exist/never happened (sorry dadaehwise)

ships!
- stan x eddie x richie (streddie)
- bill x mike (hanbrough)
- greta x bev (beverleta)