Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna) has just arrived home and is ready to relax, when he receives a call from Denmark (Mathias Køhler) about Finland (Timo Väinämöinen). Denmark is asking Sweden to help him calm down the drunk Finn. WARNING! I WROTE THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THINKING I WAS CREATIVE. I'M NOT DELETING IT BECAUSE IT TOOK SOME TIME TO WRITE AND IT MAKES ME LAUGH. LIKE SERIOUSLY. IT. IS. RIDICULOUS. (LIKE MY GRAMMAR) A short . . . story, I guess. A Sweden x Finland fanfic. I'm using Timo instead of Tino, because it's more common in Finland. I'm using Åland instead of Ahvenanmaa, because it's easier and they speak swedish in Åland. I'm too lazy to change it but Hanatamago could be Åland according to rumours.