Allifer

Hello. I'm not too sure how to start this or if this will ever be finished. Nothing we seem to work on ever gets finished or ever started sometimes, but I digress.
I'm Allifer, an eight foot four tree monster living underground in a shitty hole trying to get out. Ok... maybe that needs a little more explanation than that. But if I do I'm going to start from the beginning. Make it simple and just start from there. There's a lot to go over and a lot of information that may not make sense to a normal happy person whose whole life has been laid out before them like a perfectly paved road and they were given a fancy new sports car and no speed limit.
Let's start with a warning. If you've experienced any trauma (sexual, physical, or emotional) I recommend you stop here. This is my actual life and I don't plan on censoring any of it. In fact, I may go into details you may not even what to hear much less know was specifically about me. Look I know it's interesting and your curious but I'm not posting this for you. This is for me and for me to know that my story is out in the world and that even when I die it will be there.

So before you continue... Make sure you are ready to. Because this is the last warning.