The Story of Tyler Farquad's Untimely (But Really Well-Written) Death.

So my friend and I were joking about me writing a story about him dying so I went, Okay then, you just wait. Then I wrote this up and sent it to him. I soon asked him if I could post it on Wattpad and he said yes so don't go bagging on me for posting a story about my friend dying, I already warned you in my profile that I was a bit messed up. So, to whoever reads this, I hope you like it. Warning- beautimus is used profusely.