Conversation Is A Dying Art

Y/N and Shrek have been together for half a decade, and are living in a very cute and very affordable outer city apartment. When Y/N decides to work overtime at the office, 5 days a week for 5 months, Shrek feels their relationship slipping away.

So he does what any self-disrespecting ogre does when he feels he needs to avoid a crisis. He puts on a maid outfit in hopes of seducing a romantic night out of Y/N.

But what happens when a sudden argument occurs between 2 already very tense individuals? Could this make or break their relationship forever?

-If you are looking for a somewhat cursed fic, I hope this entertains you.
Disclaimer: I did not proof read this at all so apologies for any errors.
(i am moving all my finished works from ao3 to wattpad as well because who could deprive the internet of this monstrosity. only finished works will be posted here so until i finish my current story, it will only remain on ao3 for now)