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claimed deep by a BAD BOT

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My name is Andee but everyone calls me Andie  for short. Adnie is a girls name not just for boys, but that all changes when I meet another Andnee who is a boy. A bad boy. Andie looks normal and really hot but inside he has secrets secrets that he can't let out. Except me, I will find them and let them out and Andeen claims me, a good girf, for his own.

*This is a humorous  parody of many of "Bad Boy/Good Girl" stories put in the Humor category of Wattpad. In no way does this story violate Wattpad's rules. It is classified correctly, and it is intended as a comedic work.*All Rights Reserved

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