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A New Secret - Quackbur

LameHornyBastard

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Parts 28
Time 2h 36m

Reads 51,931
Votes 1,848
Parts 28
Time 2h 36m

LameHornyBastard

dream dsmp philza quackbur quackity ranboo technoblade tntduo tommyinnit tubbo wilbursoot

(Part Two of "Don't tell Anyone," you should check it out if you wanna check this one out!!)

Quackity and Wilbur are living a nice, cute life far away from the SMP. Things are nice. Things are quiet. Things are peaceful. And they hate it!

 So, what else is there to do other than bring some chaos back? And they have just the thing to do it.

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Warnings:
Cigarettes/Smoking 
Malewife and Girbossing 
Smut 👀
yes, some misspellings. please do correct me!

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ALSO!!
THERE WILL BE NO:

SHIPPING IRL CONTENT CREATORS! THESE ARE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE DSMP!

SEXUALIZATION OF MINORS!

SHIPPING OF MINORS!

and other basic things, to make sure we all know.

NOW you make read the book lol.

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YOOOOOOOOOOO!! WE BACK BITCHES! If you are new I suggest checking out the first part, it'll make more sense then.

this book follows very little Canon events, so things are DEFINITELY inaccurate. and I don't spell check so... yah.

Guys it's so nice to be back! I cannot wait for the drama! Anyways, hope yall enjoy! old and new!All Rights Reserved

dream dsmp philza quackbur quackity ranboo technoblade tntduo tommyinnit tubbo wilbursoot

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