Ronald McDonald x The Burger King (both seen here as mascot statues), featuring friends! No, I will not pay for your therapy. Yes I will make you fall in love with crack fic characters. Yes it does get even more nonsensical and crack-y as it goes on. (trust me, the first 3 chapters are tame) Is this my favourite thing I've ever written? By far. Leave your creative sentencings to hell in the comments and I might pick a winner or something. Plz don't sue me McDonalds/Burger King etc. ???? Needlessly good rankings I've received on unrelated tags: #1 in heist
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