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Be Your McLovin

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Parts 12
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Reads 504
Votes 7
Parts 12
Time 40m

burgerking chuckecheese crack crackromance crossover heist koolaidman mcdonalds meme noiwontpayforyourtherapy pleasedonthateme ronaldmcdonald tonythetiger wendys

Ronald McDonald x The Burger King (both seen here as mascot statues), featuring friends!

No, I will not pay for your therapy. Yes I will make you fall in love with crack fic characters. Yes it does get even more nonsensical and crack-y as it goes on. (trust me, the first 3 chapters are tame)

Is this my favourite thing I've ever written? By far.

Leave your creative sentencings to hell in the comments and I might pick a winner or something.

Plz don't sue me McDonalds/Burger King etc. ????

Needlessly good rankings I've received on unrelated tags:

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MultiFandom Imagines by NessanityIsReal

i might upload once every three years but for now it is dead, enjoy my old stuff :)) (when i update, they're mainly crackfics so feel free to make fun of them dhdjsk, it shouldn't be that hard to tell which ones are serious or not) includes: ~markiplier ~supernatural ~twaimz ~twenty one pilots ~sonic ~panic at the disco ~it ~glee ~dr. who ~bee & puppycat ~the flash ~sanders sides ~spiderman ~voltron ~deadpool ~dan and phil ~avengers ~magic funhouse ~be more chill ~jacksepticeye ~crankgameplays ~luke hemmings (Btw, none of the fanart belongs to me. Credit goes to all artists)

Storms and craters by hazel_crescent

"Ninety-two days. Is it a lot or a little in order to stop at one of them and realize where he's made the greatest mistake? And he wouldn't have to sit on the other side of the table now, over which the dim light of the interrogation room lamp flickers irritatingly..." Or an AU where Vegas is a cop and Pete is a pickpocket who was caught red-handed and whom Vegas gonna use as a bait... but everything is far more complicated. ______________ I got a request from one of my followers to write the story with this type of characters. So, here we go:)

CRUMPET RESISTANCE by CrumpetKillerzs

Do you enjoy lighthearted jokes, crack, and mushrooms? This book is for you! Do you enjoy angst? This book is for you! Do you enjoy death and betrayal? This book is for you! Do you enjoy food turned into people and leading a whole society? This book is also for you! Ever wanted to kill your best friend 0_0? THIS BOOK IS FOR YOUUU Are you thinking about rebelling against someone? (hopefully not) Again, THIS 👏 BOOK 👏 IS 👏 FOR 👏 YOU! I mean, if you don't enjoy any of that, THIS BOOK IS STILL FOR YOU!!! Four friends (plus one absent friend), have come together to write the ULTIMATE STORY OF THE DECADE THAT WILL WIN THE GRAMMY AWARDS!!!! Every chapter is divided into four bits, each summarized by one of the main characters in their own style. So, be prepared for confusion and style changes in writing! Audericka, Casserole, Chlorine, Finn and Sage live in a society ruled by non-other than Crumpet and his wife Saucy Waffles. They live in Sauffletown, where commoners weren't treated the best. So, it was decided. They would overthrow the king and queen. The Crumpet Rebellion (or the Muffin Corp) was born, led by the famous Muffin Boss! Join the five best friends in the journey of a lifetime against their own kingdom.

Lui caliber x reader (Discontinued) by Kryinq

Firstly, I wanted to say this is my first time writing, so please don't judge that much!! If you have a request you can put it in the comments and I will try to write about it maybe :/ This story will be able a girl, Y/N (your name) Where you are part of the Banana Bus Squad (BBS) and you have 13 million subscribers! You are friends with VanossGaming but have yet to meet the rest of the crew, this story will (hopefully) be a life of you and Lui.. I like Lui don't judge me >:(

Insane Love (Cancelled) by Upon_Starling

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"Moustache Crackers" (PRINGLES MAN X READER) by deadbeat-dad

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