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Be Your McLovin

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Reads 515
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Parts 12
Time 40m

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Ronald McDonald x The Burger King (both seen here as mascot statues), featuring friends!

No, I will not pay for your therapy. Yes I will make you fall in love with crack fic characters. Yes it does get even more nonsensical and crack-y as it goes on. (trust me, the first 3 chapters are tame)

Is this my favourite thing I've ever written? By far.

Leave your creative sentencings to hell in the comments and I might pick a winner or something.

Plz don't sue me McDonalds/Burger King etc. ????

Needlessly good rankings I've received on unrelated tags:

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