"Hi, thank you for calling the Reverse Hotline, where we help you do what they do to you! How can I help you?
"You can stop helping them do to me what I do to them."
Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.