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[BL] Dressed as The President's Cannon Fodder Spouse

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Parts 67
Time 11h 45m

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Dressed as The President's Cannon Fodder Spouse
穿成总裁的炮灰配偶

Author
天星桃

Status
67 Chapters

Description
Lin Du has traveled through time and became a vicious male supporting character in a book of dog blood. 

The male supporting role is fair-skinned and has a thin waist, but he has a lot of manipulations. 

After rushing to marry the protagonist's sweetheart, he continued to work. He was divorced and had no protection. 

The protagonist was surrounded and abused by the crowd to the end of the miserable. 

Lin Du came to look at the indifferent marriage partner next to him, thinking of the original owner's ending, he forced himself to calm down and decide not to divorce first. 

The abstinent powerful man made a three-chapter agreement with him with a cold face. 

"First: Don't try to lie to me 
Second: Don't interfere with each other's private life 
Third: Divorce when it's time" 

Later - Lin Du's acting in the book world and live broadcast has tens of millions of fans, and fans are curious about his private life. 

After thinking about it, Lin Du said uncertainly, "Buy one for one million husbands?" Fans thought it was a joke. 

Until one day, a hand with a million diamond watch appeared in the live broadcast room, surrounded Lin Du and said in a low voice: "Lin Du, act like a spoiled child again." 

Fans: ! ! ! Yo Yo Yo Yo! 

Cold on the outside, soft on the inside, beauty × paranoid vinegar and powerful attack

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