Harry really just wants to stay in Avalon forever, researching and experimenting with different types of magic. Unfortunately for him, even after some polite protests (from his part) an epic saga cut unfortunately short (Death is a good story teller, apparently), the friendly neighborhood universal forces get distinct sadistic glee over ruining his not-retirement. And thus Harry sets out to ruin Dumbledore (because this one's rude) and capture the interest of a few Dark Lords along the way.All Rights Reserved