Yes, I'm actually writing whatever this is, am I ashamed? no. Should i be? probably. Will I be? not at all, the reader is going to use gender neutrals pronouns, but they're going to be afab, (aka they'll have a vag!na), also quick disclaimer, the design I have in mind for the Phone Guy will be the same as SPRIN Jerry R.'s in their I Am The Phone Guy animation, like this is just gonna be porn for that specific phone guy, it's not going to be canon complaint at all. (EDIT: forgot to mention updates will be very slow)