Disney Jokes (Dreamworks too)
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Dernière publication jeu., nov. 26, 2015
(((Previous name: Disney and Dreamworks Jokes)))
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Table of content:
->Disney jokes
->Dreamworks jokes
->Awkward moments about your favorite characters
->Funny movie parts
->Disney logic
->Dreamworks logic (coming soon)
->Disney facts (occasionally)
->Dreamworks facts (occasionally)
->Epic facts of this joke book
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We all have had that awkward time in our lives when we have had or still have a crush on a person or thing that isn't real. If you are reading this book then you probably still do...Well your not alone! We all have a problem and I'll help you with your daily dose of sexy cartoon characters. please keep in mind that I'm not really one to do the most popular characters but I do them occasionally. it mainly depends on whether or not we all had or still have crushes on them. [WARNING: This is future Lattee speaking here, I was just around 12 when I created this book so if the grammar and format is ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS then that's probably why]Terminé
𝙊𝙧𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙘 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙮 | ᵗʷˢᵗ ˣ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ
--Orphic (adj.)-- (/ˈɔːfɪk/) mysterious and entrancing; beyond ordinary understanding "𝗜𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗻𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝘁, 𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁." Unicorns. Ah, yes such beautiful creatures indeed. Mystical creatures that dwell unseen in the depths of forests, unheard from for centuries. All in plain sight yet undiscovered as the human eye can not see them. Some time ago these unicorns where driven away and captured by an ancient fire elemental fae called the Red Bull. Yet he missed one tiny and naive unicorn that hid herself in the forests deep. Her name was [Y/n]. It was not long until she found out about her fellow unicorn's capturer. As she hid far away from the fae. She was in hiding. Suddenly one day that unicorn got hit by a black carriage led by ebony horses. As she then lost conciousness, she entered the world of 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱. ⤷[𝗩!𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘅 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗟𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗨𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿] ୧‿̩͙ ˖︵ ꕀ⠀ ♱⠀ ꕀ ︵˖ ‿̩͙୨୧‿̩͙ ˖︵ ꕀ⠀ ♱⠀ ꕀ ︵˖ ‿̩͙୨୧‿̩͙ ˖︵ ꕀ⠀ ♱⠀ ꕀ ︵˖ ‿̩͙୨ © 2024 RiniBo0811 (This book cover is not my art and it will never be. Credits to the artist of this picture.)![𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐌𝐀 [𝐩𝐣𝐨 𝐱 𝐡𝐩]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/305186468-256-k566060.jpg)
𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐌𝐀 [𝐩𝐣𝐨 𝐱 𝐡𝐩]
𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙤𝙛 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨.... 𝙇𝙄𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇. 𝘼 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙘 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙚❟ 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙮𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚｡ 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙙; 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧❟ 𝙣𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙪𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝｡ 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨❟ 𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙭𝙞𝙚𝙨❟ 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙨｡ 𝙔𝙚𝙩❟ 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙝𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙘 𝙜𝙖𝙯𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩｡ 𝘼 𝘾𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙈𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙮. {PJO x HP}
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𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗬 || 𝗠.𝗦𝗖𝗛𝗠𝗜𝗗𝗧
"𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁, 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝘂𝗽𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸?" "𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹." ▕▔▔▔▔▔▔▿▔▔▔▔▔▔▏ 𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗷𝗼𝗯 ▕▁▁▁▁▁▁▵▁▁▁▁▁▁▏ *¨'*•✿ 𝗙𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆'𝘀 ✿•*'¨* 𝗣𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 - 𝟬𝟱/𝟭𝟭'𝟮𝟯 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 - 𝟮𝟭/𝟬𝟯'𝟮𝟰 》* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ • 。* 。° 。* 。 • ˚《 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙙𝙮'𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚. 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙔/𝙉 𝙇/𝙉Terminé
In a different world * Legolas
❝𝕱𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖘, 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗. 𝕿𝖔 𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘. 𝕿𝖔 𝖘𝖊𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗. ❞ ᴵⁿ ʷʰⁱᶜʰ : 𝑻𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒚 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓-𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝑱𝒖𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑳𝒚𝒅𝒊𝒂 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝑴𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆-𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉, 𝒂𝒔 𝒆𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆, 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒔 𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆. {𝕭𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖆𝖑 𝖉𝖔𝖊𝖘𝖓'𝖙 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙, 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖘𝖔 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖊𝖓𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖑.} -𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒌 1/2. 𝑺𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒍 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒗𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆. -𝑳𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒔 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝑶𝒄 -𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅: 10/4/2023 -𝑭𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅: 22/1/2024 [This was my first book so the writing is not the best, bare with me.] 𝑫𝑶 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑻. 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑰𝑺 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑶𝑵 𝑾𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑷𝑨𝑫. 𝑰𝑭 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝑰𝑻 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑬𝑳𝑺𝑬 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑴 𝑴𝑬!!!! -𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆. Best ranking so far: #3-hobbitxreader (13/7/2024) #15-lotrfanfiction (14/3/2024) #25-thranduil (15/2/24) #23- legolasgreenleaf #13-legolaslovestoryTerminé
We all have had that awkward time in our lives when we have had or still have a crush on a person or thing that isn't real. If you are reading this book then you probably still do...Well your not alone! We all have a problem and I'll help you with your daily dose of sexy cartoon characters. please keep in mind that I'm not really one to do the most popular characters but I do them occasionally. it mainly depends on whether or not we all had or still have crushes on them. [WARNING: This is future Lattee speaking here, I was just around 12 when I created this book so if the grammar and format is ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS then that's probably why]
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