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Jokes etc. (Tagalog or English)

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Reads 59,707
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Parts 101

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Eto mga jokes....pwede din mga quotes...pero madalas talaga mga jokes...Hahaha basta random lang po..

Tagalog or english...wag choosy..XD

I make no claim sa mga jokes etc. na ito.

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WALANG TRABAHO,PERSONALAN LANG! "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it's happened." -Dr.Seuss "Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be." -Abraham Lincoln "Two things are infinite:The universe and the stupidity;and im not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein "Post ng post ng English quotes hindi naman naiintindihan!" -Vice Ganda Yan ang ilan sa mga quotes na may kinalaman sa kasiyahan at kalokohan,lalo na sa atin mga Pilipino;pero kahit na napangiti tayo ng mga quotes na mababasa mo sa itaas,di pa rin natin magawang ikapit ang mga iyon. Bakit? Dahil ba wala tayong pera? Dahil ba sa tatlong asungot ng kalikasan:sina Ondoy,Yolanda at Ruby? Dahil ba di tayo makabangon sa kabila ng pagsubok? Dahil ba unti-unti nang nauubos ang mga kilalang comedy legends sa TV gaya nina Dolphy,Babalu,Rene Requestas,atbp? O dahil ba wala na tayong "sense of humor"? Huwag sanang mangyari yan! Inihahandog ni @JericCute bilang pagpupugay sa Pilipino Humor na sinimulan sa "Funny Komiks" mga 5 dekada ang nakalipas,ang bagong ONLINE JOKEBOOK sa Wattpad na binabasa mo ngayon. Ang THE JERIC CUTE JOKES.Siksik ito sa sangkatutak na mga jokes,funny quotes, movie lines,kalokohan, kabalbalan, katarantaduhan at kung anik-anik pa.Usapang kanto,barbero,kutsero,at maging hate mails daw sa internet.May ilang original jokes ng inyong author.Kaya siksik sa saya ang hatid nito. But wait,there's more! Pwede ka rin magshare ng sarili nyong jokes sa comment box,or i private message nyo lang dito. At kung may comments and suggestions kayo,keep in touch sa F.T.I. Opppss,hindi sa Taguig ha! Kundi...FTI: F-acebook (facebook.com/thejericcutejokes) T-witter (@iamjericcute007) I-nstagram (thejericcutejokes) O diba? may masabi lang? May maijokes lang? Di pa kayo nagbubuklat!!!? Nyehehehehehehe!!!!! O sya. Enjoy! Lovelots! -Jeric Casin,author. [The Jeric Cute Jokes™ ©2012-2015 by The Jeric Cute Jokes. ALL intellectual property rights reserved.] Vol.1 Nos.1-6