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Harry Potter and the Ruby Red Slippers

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Harry Potter has it made. He gets to live in a house, he eats food sometimes, and he's had at least one visit to the optometrist in his entire life. Everything changed one day when a mysterious letter arrives to rudely suggest he is some kind of freak. Subsequently, he finds out that someone out there is trying to murder him. He is only eleven years old.All Rights Reserved

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Lost In The Shadows(Harry Potter X reader)

You were an orphan and like many others you had appeared to have come from no where. Becoming a constant person everyone hated due to your odd appearance. Everything seemed to point to you living as a nonexistent person , running in the streets so you wouldn't be sent back to one for those hellish places.. Until one day Professor McGonogall finally manages to find you while holding a letter with a red seal.