What my bestfriend doesn't know

"Stoooopppp Cornell my stomach hurts" I managed to get out while giggling.

"Then just admit it, I won't judge." He said looking sincere.

"Pinky promise?"
"Pinky promise." He said locking his pinky around my fingers.

"Okay Okay, yes I farted but I didn't think you heard me. I was just gonna blame it on you, but hey you caught me."

"Nasty ass, yo booty shoulda caught that fart."

"Nellyyy you said you weren't gonna judge me." I said laughing trying to scoot next to him.
"Ew.. Girl don't touch me, I don't know where yo hands been." He said with I swear the stankest face.
This is how our relationship always was goofy asf