Math: The Watermelon Chronicals
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Ultima pubblicazione dom, gen 16, 2022
TW: Gun violence, swearing, talks of death and murder
Why was 6 really afraid of 7? Why did Johnny buy 44 watermelons and who took 22 away? In a gripping mafia tale filled with action, drama, and betrayal, delve deep into the mysteries Math teachers banned from the history books.
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This is a crack fic made up on a discord general chat. Anything in this story is merely satire and should be taken with as much seriousness as you would talking to a child with a booger in their nose. All characters, actions, and events are entirely fiction. I am not responsible for any offense you may have taken reading this story. You have been warned.
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