Kidnapped... with one direction

"Shut the door turn the lights off"

All of a sudden the lights when off.

Everybody started screaming until the lights went back and I saw the boys were tied up getting tossed in a black van.

Hello ladies and gentleman I would like to welcome a very lucky and special fan to the stage a man said.

I would like to call out row 2 seat 5 he said.

Everybody stated looking at their tickets.

I looked at mine.

Guess who it was.....................me!