Lockhart believed himself an epic adventurer, yet the truth is something else. Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter. Disclaimer - I don't own Voltron: Legendary Defender. This is written for the January 2022 little special for Froday Flash Fiction challenge where the goal is to write as many 100/200/300 word stories in a week. This one is written for the Classic Canon (Challenge) collection. I actually had fun figuring out what classic I could reimagine into a modern fandom within 100/200/300 words, but this was fun to write as it uses my headcanon of Regulus being Hermione's dad, unbeknown to everyone else. The idea here is that Lockhart is never believed regarding his adventurers and is already insane like Don Quixote is.