crackshit convos
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Last published Mon, Apr 11, 2022
Hey friends fags and plastic bags, welcome to CC!
Where I share with you some absolutely mortifying and or hilarious convos that I happen to have in my camera roll
You, yes you, could be in one of these but most of these are gonna be from
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