Welcome to South Park Colorado

Here's a little story all about how
My life got flipped turned up side down
I'd like to take a moment to make my mark
On how I became the best in South Park.

In west New Jersey born and raised
Hanging in the mall is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Spending all my money on new clothes for school
When a couple of girls were up to no good
Started causin' trouble in the neighborhood
I got in one little fight, and my moms anger was off the charts
She said 'Your movin in with your auntie and uncle in South Park'

Ignore the parody. The story of Moneque Broflovski. Kyle's cousin. Deal with it.