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Just the Coffee Boy. Promise.

That1OnionInUrFridge

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Reads 82,220
Votes 3,918
Parts 24
Time 1h 18m

That1OnionInUrFridge

awesamdude dadza nihichu niki philza philzaminecraft raccooninnit ranboo technoblade tommyhasmagic tommyinnit tubbo vigilante vigilanteau wilbursoot

Vigilante AU! 

-Raccooninnit
-Tommy's got funky telekinesis shit that glows red
-Tubbo and Ranboo are pretty pog
-4/4 sbi my guys
-Wilburs got siren powers but they're cooler
-Technos just a fuckin boss
-Phils a bird and old
-lighthearted but don't let that fool you
-inspired but Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians and Tommyinnits unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death 
-so read at the risk of your eyes leaking heavily

yes I wrote this like tags cuz i wrote this on ao3 first

(psst my ao3 is @that1onioninurfridge its got the cooler better shit)All Rights Reserved

awesamdude dadza nihichu niki philza philzaminecraft raccooninnit ranboo technoblade tommyhasmagic tommyinnit tubbo vigilante vigilanteau wilbursoot

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SBI one shots by DnD_Player

SBI one shots that I probably will regret posting but you might enjoy. Requests are welcome, I do angst, fluff, that stuff. Nothing inappropriate. Updates will be extremely inconsistent because I have no concept of time. My interpretation of SBI sometimes includes Tubbo and/or Ranboo and you can't convince me otherwise. AU? I switch between them because inconsistency it key. Basically I write what I want when I want and if you like it too then good for you. Art is mine. Don't like, don't read. Tommy is a character in this so expect cussing.

TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death by idonotloveyouboo

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

☀︎︎𝕄ℂ𝕐𝕋 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤☀︎︎ [𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱] by ratticus_catticus

Literally what the title says. I am sorry to say that this oneshot book is discontinued. I don't know if I'll add more parts in the future, but I am thinking of writing other things and have a lot of drafts and ideas. Y'all are welcome to reread if you like, and, like I said, I MIGHT update sometime in the future but I'm not sure yet. Thanks for understanding! Includes: ~ 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ~ 𝟝 ~ 𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕟𝕒𝕡 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 ~ 𝟙 ~ ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕪 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕠 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝕋𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 ~𝟙 ~ 𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕓𝕦𝕣 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕫 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠 ~ 𝟙 Y/N - your name N/N - nickname F/N - friend's name 〖 The parts are organized by name - the same order as the names listed above. 〗〖 TW / CW / Mature themes, as in: Swearing in most parts, gore, spicy scenes but no smut. I don't do that shit. 〗〖 Feel free to let me know of any grammar mistakes or anything that might not make sense. Don't worry, I've got thick skin! 〗〖 If anyone listed above is uncomfortable with fanfictions, please let me know and I will take them off the list. I do not wish to make anyone uncomfortable, so enlightening me on that will be greatly appreciated. 〗 Art made by yours truly.

It's Okay, It's a Strategy (to ensure I remain) by careecentisbored

( One of the robbers rushed towards the two boys only to be stopped by a dart to the abdomen. He promptly collapsed and started writhing on the ground, shouting profanities. "What the hell- what the fuck are in those?" Torpedo stared at Tommy incredulously. "Ink." Tommy smiled. "Dude- that could kill someone-" "Oh. Oops." ) In which Tommy is a vigilante who works as a barista with his best friends, who aren't even aware of his secret hobby. Unbeknownst to Tommy, his friends have secrets as well. ‼️THIS IS ENTIRELY PLATONIC‼️

a platonic alliumduo fanfic [discontinued] by S0URC4ND7

(PLEASE STOP READING THIS IT'S OLD AND CRINGEY 😭) Did the first 3 chapters WITH character ai. The rest by myself. This is a platonic allium duo fanfic with some bits of tntduo, sbi, cricket crew, bench trio, and dream team. PLEASE TELL ME A GOOD NAME WHEN YOU READ THIS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO NAME IT!! I change this books wording a lot so if you want to read this I just wanted to inform you (if you dont like this please leave dont say hate comments or anything) stuff I should tell Ranboo hides themself from being half enderman with make-up and hasn't told anyone just tubbo that their allergic to water. (No one knows that ranboo is an enderman until later on) They can switch through the real word and the SMP world (ALMOST EVERY CHAPTER IS 3RD PERSON!!) if there is spelling errors please tell me I will try to fix it as soon as possible!! (sorry if this is shitty I haven't done something like this!) this is mainly for my enjoyment! anyway enjoy or not! 🦗🩹 #4 in Bench 4/26/23 #2 in Bench 5/4/23 #69 in Alliumduo 6/19/23 Start: 4/9/23 End: 6/7/23

꧁Crying Like a Tall Child꧂ sbi hero/foster au by 676545ri

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Behavioural Tutor by TheGreatestChip

Tommy was known as the school's 'Bad Boy', the 'Troubled Kid', the 'Problem Child' and in extreme cases, the 'Psycho', all because he was different. No one understands him, until one day when he gets a Behavioural Tutor and a Therapist. He's had them before, but these people seem different. They're willing to listen to him, to learn about him, but in doing so, realise something is off about Tommy. Is he just a cool kid with an attitude, like Techno? Or is there a secret Tommy's tried so hard to hide. One that would explain his behaviour and frequent injuries. One that would make Tommy a victim and not a culprit. So... this got derailed so uhm... it's now a gang book! I have no idea why people like this monstrosity but wooooooo angst! Im not really going to go into too much details with TWs, (I don't want to spoil the plot) so read at your own risk. I'm really sorry! But as for the ones that I know of: SH panic attacks Weapon use Weapon description Death Swearing (Pls tell me if there are more I should include) This is a lot like Flower_Blooms's book called Behaviour so please go and read theirs as well :] Cover by kait kait on twitter. (Yes, I'm English so we put the month after the day) 1 on tommyinnit --> 11/10/21 1 on behaviour --> 8/10/21 1 on tommy --> 14/10/21 2 on tubbo --> 14/10/21 3 on angst --> 17/10/21 50on philzaminecraft -> 3/12/21 69 on sleepyboisinc -> 10/11/21 1 on sbi --> 14/11/21 2 on angst --> 18/11/21 3 on wilbursoot --> 26/11/21 1 on sleepybois --> 27/11/21 200 in fanfiction --> 29/11/21 43 on technoblade --> 3/12/21 4 on ranboo--> 6/12/21 12 on tutor --> 25/12/21 1 on tommy - -> 4/07/22

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