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Just the Coffee Boy. Promise.

That1OnionInUrFridge

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Reads 81,223
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Parts 24
Time 1h 18m

That1OnionInUrFridge

awesamdude dadza nihichu niki philza philzaminecraft raccooninnit ranboo technoblade tommyhasmagic tommyinnit tubbo vigilante vigilanteau wilbursoot

Vigilante AU! 

-Raccooninnit
-Tommy's got funky telekinesis shit that glows red
-Tubbo and Ranboo are pretty pog
-4/4 sbi my guys
-Wilburs got siren powers but they're cooler
-Technos just a fuckin boss
-Phils a bird and old
-lighthearted but don't let that fool you
-inspired but Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians and Tommyinnits unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death 
-so read at the risk of your eyes leaking heavily

yes I wrote this like tags cuz i wrote this on ao3 first

(psst my ao3 is @that1onioninurfridge its got the cooler better shit)All Rights Reserved

awesamdude dadza nihichu niki philza philzaminecraft raccooninnit ranboo technoblade tommyhasmagic tommyinnit tubbo vigilante vigilanteau wilbursoot

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This City Never Sleeps At Night by IfTheCrownFitsWearIt

This City Never Sleeps At Night - Book 1(?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Being a vigilante is not for the faint of heart. Tommy knows this better than almost anyone. Not only do you have the law after you, you also have both heroes and villains after your ass. Tommy doesn't know which one he hates more. Oh yeah, and there's other vigilantes, including his two closest friends and roommates: Ranboo and Tubbo. Without them, he'd be lost. Hell, he might still be on the streets. But instead, he lives in a dingy apartment with Ranboo and Tubbo, runs from the SBI every night, and lowers the crime rate by nearly 50%. Poggers. Persephone barely remembers her life before her adoptive parents. All she really remembers is explosions, the smell of blood, and TNT. She doesn't know how she got to Lumeneria. She doesn't remember anyone who was in her life. But she does remember being picked up off the streets by two worried-looking adults with red paint(?) on their clothes. And her life isn't exactly normal. Her parents are fucking VIGILANTES! And she wants to be just like them. But when Dream strikes and two trios of valiant vigilantes meet, new alliances will have to be formed in order to survive. But who's really behind Dream's mask? What secrets does he keep? And why did he suddenly convert to villainy? ----- STARTED: June 30, 2024 ENDED: [DOWNLOAD_IN_PROGRESS] ----- HIGHEST RANKINGS: 22nd in #dsmp as of Dec. 4, 2024 3rd in #benchtrio as of Dec. 18, 2024 (Bruhh y'all are too cool)

Always The Villian (Disc Duo Switch Role AU) || Tommy & Dream [Dream SMP] by ItzWolfie_20

After being exiled for so long, after being stuck in prison for a very long time; Tommy and Dream had one difference in each other. One wants to be the good guy awhile the other wanted to be the villain of this story, Dream never wanted this but for Tommy? He wanted to be the villain, the villain of this story. And what will be the cause? Is it peace? Or will it be just like how it will always be? ----------------------------------------------- ‼️THE CHARACTERS WRITTEN IN THIS STORY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME EXCEPT THE WRITING. CREDITS GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THE THUMBNAIL.‼️ ⛔ Anything written in this story does not connect to the Dream SMP. This is just an AU. This story will mention/have heavy swearing, violence and character's death.⛔ ----------------------------------------------- Characters: • Tommyinit • Philza Minecraft • Wilbur Soot • Technoblade • Tubbo • Ranboo • DreamWasTaken Date of the story publish: • March, 30th 2022 Chapters: • 22/22 Original writing posted on: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38056102/chapters/95056918 Writing completed: ✅

It's Okay, It's a Strategy (to ensure I remain) by careecentisbored

( One of the robbers rushed towards the two boys only to be stopped by a dart to the abdomen. He promptly collapsed and started writhing on the ground, shouting profanities. "What the hell- what the fuck are in those?" Torpedo stared at Tommy incredulously. "Ink." Tommy smiled. "Dude- that could kill someone-" "Oh. Oops." ) In which Tommy is a vigilante who works as a barista with his best friends, who aren't even aware of his secret hobby. Unbeknownst to Tommy, his friends have secrets as well. ‼️THIS IS ENTIRELY PLATONIC‼️

Tubbo's Surge by lilachoneeey

Hello, I made this story when I was 13 and obsessed with the DSMP. Please for the love of CHRIST do not read this and interact with it. The only reason I have it up is because I feel bad taking it down for those who bookmarked it. I do not condone ANYTHING any of these creators have done in the reason years. Especially Wilbur Soot, who is a main focus in this writing. Please do not support people like him and many of the content creators of the DSMP. Then again, do not harass anyone for liking the DSMP. Thank you.

Alternative Realities by Toxic_Ghost87

This story I kinda just spewed out one night, and I kinda like it, sorry if it's kinda bad, this is my first Wattpad story. Just remember that this is basically a fever dream, I was writing this at 3 in the morning... We all know the story, the way that it went... but what if that wasn't the only way it could have gone. Every choice has a consequence, every action has a reaction. So what happens to those reactions. What would have happened if you had done things differently? Well, I know... would you like to find out? TWs contained at the beginning of each chapter, stay safe!!

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𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎... 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙... The brothers clung to each other in fright as their father desperately tried to get their UFO stabilized. As if the constant beeping of the alarm and 'Warning: Engine Failure' didn't scare the boys enough, they both knew they were going to die. It was sad, really. A 13 and 15 year old positive they weren't going to live another five minutes. "╎ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ∴ᔑリリᔑ ↸╎ᒷ, ʖ𝙹𝙹!" The blonde haired boy cried onto his older brothers shoulder. "⍑𝙹ꖎ↸ 𝙹リ, ʖ𝙹||ᓭ!" Their father yelled. Then everything went quiet. There was a ringing in the two boys' ears. Everything was blurry. We're they dead? We're they going to die? Where are they? Why was everything so...numb..? ~~~ SOOOOOO... new story!!! This is an Allium Duo Alien AU if you couldn't already tell. Even though it's Allium Duo, it's mostly Ranboo's POV. Sorry, I can't help it. I love Ranboo! This is NOT A SHIP!!!!!!!! I personally think that Tommy x Ranboo is a strange ship since they're just friends. And if I'm not mistaken, Tommy has asked to not be shipped with anyone. (Idk about Ranboo though) As you can tell by the two sentences in the description, some of this will be written in Enchantment Table language since you know...Aliens and stuff...BUT- I will be translating everything for you so don't worry! ~~~ TW: Cussing Death Crashes Injuries Blood Attempted su!c!ce Torture Angst etc... (TW's will be above chapters) ~~~ Started: September 5th, 2022 Put on hold: September 6th, 2022 (I was making other stories [and mental health was being an ass])

Tʜᴇsᴇᴜs ~ Vɪɢɪʟᴀɴᴛᴇ!Tᴏᴍᴍʏ AU by bigbahongaloos

Tommy, better known as Theseus in the community, is a vigilante who's only goal is to help get rid of crime in his city. Tommy is known in the media for having flexibility and fast movements, similar to a raccoons. His makeshift suit has raccoon ears on the hood, a black mask that goes over his eyes to resemble a raccoon, and a fluffy tail. Sure, a tail is kind of stupid considering someone could grab in to keep him from running, but it adds to his brand. And he's fast, so it doesn't matter. His weapons? A knife, and discs. No, not actual discs. These discs are sort of like Chinese throwing stars, or whatever they're called. They deal damage, and that's what matters. The heroes; Blade, Angel of Death, and Ghost; are always seeking to catch Tommy and arrest him. Tommy is just trying to help the city. He doesn't know why the heroes want him arrested. When Tommy's landlord of the apartment complex he lives in finds out that Tommy isn't actually 18, and is really 15, he calls CPS and gets Tommy taken to a foster home. Tommy can't fight crime from a foster home without the new family finding out, or can he? But what happens when Tommy finds out that his new family is actually the heroes that seek to arrest him day after day? And what if they find out that he is actually Theseus? ~~~ TW// Cussing Trauma Scars (from restraints) Crime (obviously) Injuries CPS etc... ~~~ I would credit the cover photo but I have no idea who made it. ~~~ Started: December 30, 2022 Finished: December 31, 2022 (WOO WEE! ONE DAY? I SPEED RAN THAT SHI)

How to survive-ish (not really, but we're alive) by Minty_Mooshroom

"It won't get better, I assure you." Tubbo has seen a lot in his 16 years of life, a lot more than your average adult - let alone a child. Being a vigilante definitely had its ups and downs (mostly downs, if we're being honest) but his friends made it slightly more bearable. He's gone through more than he should've had to, but he's alive. That was enough for him. Vigilante story about tubbo!! also not related to How to be a vigilante according to Tommy Innit i changed the thumbnail because it looked like shit before lmao

To be at Peace...(discontinued) by ShatteredFable

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WikiHow: My husband's a supervillain. by Tubbling_

Tubbo and Ranboo have very different thoughts on whether Michael should go into the life of crime. Not that is parents actions are leaving any good reasons to be a functioning member of society. Phil deserves a pay rise. Techno can't get some villains out of his hair, Wilbur seems certain that's because they were trained by his arch nemesis. Tommy just wants to know why his friends have a tendency for arson. Not that it isn't pog or anything, he's just curious. ================ The villain Bee duo, superhero SBI AU we all deserve. ****All platonic**** I guess I should also give a warning that Schlatt is not a very good parent at all times in this fic. So cw for implied/referenced child ab*se

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This City Never Sleeps At Night cover

Always The Villian (Disc Duo Switch Role AU) || Tommy & Dream [Dream SMP] cover

It's Okay, It's a Strategy (to ensure I remain) cover

Tubbo's Surge cover

Alternative Realities cover

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Tʜᴇsᴇᴜs ~ Vɪɢɪʟᴀɴᴛᴇ!Tᴏᴍᴍʏ AU cover

How to survive-ish (not really, but we're alive) cover

To be at Peace...(discontinued) cover

WikiHow: My husband's a supervillain. cover

This City Never Sleeps At Night

This City Never Sleeps At Night - Book 1(?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Being a vigilante is not for the faint of heart. Tommy knows this better than almost anyone. Not only do you have the law after you, you also have both heroes and villains after your ass. Tommy doesn't know which one he hates more. Oh yeah, and there's other vigilantes, including his two closest friends and roommates: Ranboo and Tubbo. Without them, he'd be lost. Hell, he might still be on the streets. But instead, he lives in a dingy apartment with Ranboo and Tubbo, runs from the SBI every night, and lowers the crime rate by nearly 50%. Poggers. Persephone barely remembers her life before her adoptive parents. All she really remembers is explosions, the smell of blood, and TNT. She doesn't know how she got to Lumeneria. She doesn't remember anyone who was in her life. But she does remember being picked up off the streets by two worried-looking adults with red paint(?) on their clothes. And her life isn't exactly normal. Her parents are fucking VIGILANTES! And she wants to be just like them. But when Dream strikes and two trios of valiant vigilantes meet, new alliances will have to be formed in order to survive. But who's really behind Dream's mask? What secrets does he keep? And why did he suddenly convert to villainy? ----- STARTED: June 30, 2024 ENDED: [DOWNLOAD_IN_PROGRESS] ----- HIGHEST RANKINGS: 22nd in #dsmp as of Dec. 4, 2024 3rd in #benchtrio as of Dec. 18, 2024 (Bruhh y'all are too cool)