Just the Coffee Boy. Promise.
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  • Reads 81,115
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  • Parts 24
  • Time 1h 18m
Ongoing, First published Jan 18, 2022
Vigilante AU! 

-Raccooninnit
-Tommy's got funky telekinesis shit that glows red
-Tubbo and Ranboo are pretty pog
-4/4 sbi my guys
-Wilburs got siren powers but they're cooler
-Technos just a fuckin boss
-Phils a bird and old
-lighthearted but don't let that fool you
-inspired but Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians and Tommyinnits unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death 
-so read at the risk of your eyes leaking heavily

yes I wrote this like tags cuz i wrote this on ao3 first

(psst my ao3 is @that1onioninurfridge its got the cooler better shit)
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40 parts Ongoing

In a world filled with superhumans, the powerless charlie cycle struggles to keep his life together. It only gets worse when on his way home hes pulled into a choke hold and shot. But instead of dying, his life was saved by the sentient living slime who holds a few.... secrets. When charlie finds out about said gooper, The slime gives the excuse that, they cant leave Charlie's body yet, since, he still isnt fully healed from the bullet wound. Being to tired to argue, he puts up with the slime for the next few months. In which time, the slime was able to convince him to go out for one night as a vigilante, just to try it :) unfortunately, that one night led to a run in with the most dangerous villains in the city, the syndicate. Causing him to get roped into the syndicates plan to take over the government. Although things only get worse when he finds out the syndicates number one target, is his childhood best friend jschlatt, who charlie lost contact with once he got into the presidency. Things only get worse and worse over time as he gets more and more involved with this anarchist scheme. Chaos ensues Along with....other, plots of revenge. (TW) -Death- -Blood- -extreme gore/mutilation- (very little) -suicide- (very little) -derealization- -dissociation- -murder- -alcohol- -manipulation- Sunny Anderson school is credit to @memoryboy. including many aspects of this story that have been influenced and sometimes even copied from certian fics (though I try my best to make it original), such as Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians, Tommy's ultra important Keychain, and possibly a couple others that I can't remember. All these details have been improvised to fit the plot, and or, are relatively small such as; character names, character interactions, character aspects such as powers, some concepts for fights/battles that characters may get into. . . . #1 slimecicle jan. 18 2023 #9 superhero Aug. 28 2023 #1 slimecicle jul. 31 2024