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Time 1h 18m

That1OnionInUrFridge

awesamdude dadza nihichu niki philza philzaminecraft raccooninnit ranboo technoblade tommyhasmagic tommyinnit tubbo vigilante vigilanteau wilbursoot

Vigilante AU! 

-Raccooninnit
-Tommy's got funky telekinesis shit that glows red
-Tubbo and Ranboo are pretty pog
-4/4 sbi my guys
-Wilburs got siren powers but they're cooler
-Technos just a fuckin boss
-Phils a bird and old
-lighthearted but don't let that fool you
-inspired but Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians and Tommyinnits unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death 
-so read at the risk of your eyes leaking heavily

yes I wrote this like tags cuz i wrote this on ao3 first

(psst my ao3 is @that1onioninurfridge its got the cooler better shit)All Rights Reserved

awesamdude dadza nihichu niki philza philzaminecraft raccooninnit ranboo technoblade tommyhasmagic tommyinnit tubbo vigilante vigilanteau wilbursoot

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Slime-Cycle (Humble Beginnings) by shroom_mush_

In a world filled with superhumans, the powerless charlie cycle struggles to keep his life together. It only gets worse when on his way home hes pulled into a choke hold and shot. But instead of dying, his life was saved by the sentient living slime who holds a few.... secrets. When charlie finds out about said gooper, The slime gives the excuse that, they cant leave Charlie's body yet, since, he still isnt fully healed from the bullet wound. Being to tired to argue, he puts up with the slime for the next few months. In which time, the slime was able to convince him to go out for one night as a vigilante, just to try it :) unfortunately, that one night led to a run in with the most dangerous villains in the city, the syndicate. Causing him to get roped into the syndicates plan to take over the government. Although things only get worse when he finds out the syndicates number one target, is his childhood best friend jschlatt, who charlie lost contact with once he got into the presidency. Things only get worse and worse over time as he gets more and more involved with this anarchist scheme. Chaos ensues Along with....other, plots of revenge. (TW) -Death- -Blood- -extreme gore/mutilation- (very little) -suicide- (very little) -derealization- -dissociation- -murder- -alcohol- -manipulation- Sunny Anderson school is credit to @memoryboy. including many aspects of this story that have been influenced and sometimes even copied from certian fics (though I try my best to make it original), such as Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians, Tommy's ultra important Keychain, and possibly a couple others that I can't remember. All these details have been improvised to fit the plot, and or, are relatively small such as; character names, character interactions, character aspects such as powers, some concepts for fights/battles that characters may get into. . . . #1 slimecicle jan. 18 2023 #9 superhero Aug. 28 2023 #1 slimecicle jul. 31 2024

• Under Cover • by gunsgopew_

• SLEEPY BOIS VILLAIN AU • "Tubbo! We have a job for you!" "What is it?" "We need you to go undercover for us! And get information on the Sleepy Bois" "Wait why me?! Aren't their better people?" "No, you are the easiest to talk to. Just say hi and they will love you." "Okay, I'll do it. Dream" ------- Dream has asked Tubbo to go undercover to get information on the villains in town the Sleepy Bois. What will happen when Tubbo gets attached? Will he keep on selling out the Sleepy Bois? Would he betray Dream? ----- THIS STORY IS BASED off of one of Smol_Celestial15's oneshots called 'befriend the enemy' go check them out! • This will have spelling mistakes •

$I'd call a cab. {a vigilante tommyinnit story} by _infatuated$

❗️marked mature for violence❗️ Running along roof tops, avoiding the hero trilogy and beating the shit out of some bad guys? Tommy Theseus Innit was living the life, and his partner in crime, Bombshell, would have to agree. Wilbur, Technoblade and Phil however were puzzled on how these seemingly inexperienced vigilantes kept escaping; and it has gotten to the point where they would do *anything* to get these two thorns out of their sides. But what happens if one catastrophically timed scream unravels a web of secrets and Tommy finds himself at the centre of all of it? And A dangerous villain emerges, his only goal being revenge on the heros. When the vigilante duo refuse to join him, despite their own hatred to hero's, they become a secondary target.

ᗯᗴ ᑕOᗰᗴ Iᑎ ᑭᗴᗩᑕᗴ ༆ ᗩᒪᒪIᑌᗰ ᗪᑌO ᗩᒪIᗴᑎ ᗩᑌ by bigbahongaloos

𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎... 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙... The brothers clung to each other in fright as their father desperately tried to get their UFO stabilized. As if the constant beeping of the alarm and 'Warning: Engine Failure' didn't scare the boys enough, they both knew they were going to die. It was sad, really. A 13 and 15 year old positive they weren't going to live another five minutes. "╎ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ∴ᔑリリᔑ ↸╎ᒷ, ʖ𝙹𝙹!" The blonde haired boy cried onto his older brothers shoulder. "⍑𝙹ꖎ↸ 𝙹リ, ʖ𝙹||ᓭ!" Their father yelled. Then everything went quiet. There was a ringing in the two boys' ears. Everything was blurry. We're they dead? We're they going to die? Where are they? Why was everything so...numb..? ~~~ SOOOOOO... new story!!! This is an Allium Duo Alien AU if you couldn't already tell. Even though it's Allium Duo, it's mostly Ranboo's POV. Sorry, I can't help it. I love Ranboo! This is NOT A SHIP!!!!!!!! I personally think that Tommy x Ranboo is a strange ship since they're just friends. And if I'm not mistaken, Tommy has asked to not be shipped with anyone. (Idk about Ranboo though) As you can tell by the two sentences in the description, some of this will be written in Enchantment Table language since you know...Aliens and stuff...BUT- I will be translating everything for you so don't worry! ~~~ TW: Cussing Death Crashes Injuries Blood Attempted su!c!ce Torture Angst etc... (TW's will be above chapters) ~~~ Started: September 5th, 2022 Put on hold: September 6th, 2022 (I was making other stories [and mental health was being an ass])

Behavioural Tutor by TheGreatestChip

Tommy was known as the school's 'Bad Boy', the 'Troubled Kid', the 'Problem Child' and in extreme cases, the 'Psycho', all because he was different. No one understands him, until one day when he gets a Behavioural Tutor and a Therapist. He's had them before, but these people seem different. They're willing to listen to him, to learn about him, but in doing so, realise something is off about Tommy. Is he just a cool kid with an attitude, like Techno? Or is there a secret Tommy's tried so hard to hide. One that would explain his behaviour and frequent injuries. One that would make Tommy a victim and not a culprit. So... this got derailed so uhm... it's now a gang book! I have no idea why people like this monstrosity but wooooooo angst! Im not really going to go into too much details with TWs, (I don't want to spoil the plot) so read at your own risk. I'm really sorry! But as for the ones that I know of: SH panic attacks Weapon use Weapon description Death Swearing (Pls tell me if there are more I should include) This is a lot like Flower_Blooms's book called Behaviour so please go and read theirs as well :] Cover by kait kait on twitter. (Yes, I'm English so we put the month after the day) 1 on tommyinnit --> 11/10/21 1 on behaviour --> 8/10/21 1 on tommy --> 14/10/21 2 on tubbo --> 14/10/21 3 on angst --> 17/10/21 50on philzaminecraft -> 3/12/21 69 on sleepyboisinc -> 10/11/21 1 on sbi --> 14/11/21 2 on angst --> 18/11/21 3 on wilbursoot --> 26/11/21 1 on sleepybois --> 27/11/21 200 in fanfiction --> 29/11/21 43 on technoblade --> 3/12/21 4 on ranboo--> 6/12/21 12 on tutor --> 25/12/21 1 on tommy - -> 4/07/22

WikiHow: My husband's a supervillain. by Tubbling_

Tubbo and Ranboo have very different thoughts on whether Michael should go into the life of crime. Not that is parents actions are leaving any good reasons to be a functioning member of society. Phil deserves a pay rise. Techno can't get some villains out of his hair, Wilbur seems certain that's because they were trained by his arch nemesis. Tommy just wants to know why his friends have a tendency for arson. Not that it isn't pog or anything, he's just curious. ================ The villain Bee duo, superhero SBI AU we all deserve. ****All platonic**** I guess I should also give a warning that Schlatt is not a very good parent at all times in this fic. So cw for implied/referenced child ab*se

Alternative Realities by Toxic_Ghost87

This story I kinda just spewed out one night, and I kinda like it, sorry if it's kinda bad, this is my first Wattpad story. Just remember that this is basically a fever dream, I was writing this at 3 in the morning... We all know the story, the way that it went... but what if that wasn't the only way it could have gone. Every choice has a consequence, every action has a reaction. So what happens to those reactions. What would have happened if you had done things differently? Well, I know... would you like to find out? TWs contained at the beginning of each chapter, stay safe!!

꧁Crying Like a Tall Child꧂ sbi hero/foster au by 676545ri

SBI found family meets super hero au Tommy is a vigilante that get adopted by SBI he has no idea they are heroes he finally feels like he has a home when it all goes to shit the cover art is by me This fic is heavily based off when Phil kills Wilbur in Canon and contains some sensitive material read with caution(it's not really that bad) tw: death, Derealization, smoking, human traficking, foster system

Tʜᴇsᴇᴜs ~ Vɪɢɪʟᴀɴᴛᴇ!Tᴏᴍᴍʏ AU by bigbahongaloos

Tommy, better known as Theseus in the community, is a vigilante who's only goal is to help get rid of crime in his city. Tommy is known in the media for having flexibility and fast movements, similar to a raccoons. His makeshift suit has raccoon ears on the hood, a black mask that goes over his eyes to resemble a raccoon, and a fluffy tail. Sure, a tail is kind of stupid considering someone could grab in to keep him from running, but it adds to his brand. And he's fast, so it doesn't matter. His weapons? A knife, and discs. No, not actual discs. These discs are sort of like Chinese throwing stars, or whatever they're called. They deal damage, and that's what matters. The heroes; Blade, Angel of Death, and Ghost; are always seeking to catch Tommy and arrest him. Tommy is just trying to help the city. He doesn't know why the heroes want him arrested. When Tommy's landlord of the apartment complex he lives in finds out that Tommy isn't actually 18, and is really 15, he calls CPS and gets Tommy taken to a foster home. Tommy can't fight crime from a foster home without the new family finding out, or can he? But what happens when Tommy finds out that his new family is actually the heroes that seek to arrest him day after day? And what if they find out that he is actually Theseus? ~~~ TW// Cussing Trauma Scars (from restraints) Crime (obviously) Injuries CPS etc... ~~~ I would credit the cover photo but I have no idea who made it. ~~~ Started: December 30, 2022 Finished: December 31, 2022 (WOO WEE! ONE DAY? I SPEED RAN THAT SHI)

To be at Peace...(discontinued) by ShatteredFable

Yea it's a Vigilante Tommy fanfic- but this one's a bit different...voices...death...>&@%@(#! Right I can't say that one. Because...It would just ruin all the fun.... [Discontinued due to complicated reasons and no motivation] [New cover done by me...those who wish to figure out what was going to happen can figure out by the cover...]

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Slime-Cycle (Humble Beginnings) cover

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I'd call a cab. {a vigilante tommyinnit story} cover

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Behavioural Tutor cover

WikiHow: My husband's a supervillain. cover

Alternative Realities cover

꧁Crying Like a Tall Child꧂ sbi hero/foster au cover

Tʜᴇsᴇᴜs ~ Vɪɢɪʟᴀɴᴛᴇ!Tᴏᴍᴍʏ AU cover

To be at Peace...(discontinued) cover

Slime-Cycle (Humble Beginnings)

In a world filled with superhumans, the powerless charlie cycle struggles to keep his life together. It only gets worse when on his way home hes pulled into a choke hold and shot. But instead of dying, his life was saved by the sentient living slime who holds a few.... secrets. When charlie finds out about said gooper, The slime gives the excuse that, they cant leave Charlie's body yet, since, he still isnt fully healed from the bullet wound. Being to tired to argue, he puts up with the slime for the next few months. In which time, the slime was able to convince him to go out for one night as a vigilante, just to try it :) unfortunately, that one night led to a run in with the most dangerous villains in the city, the syndicate. Causing him to get roped into the syndicates plan to take over the government. Although things only get worse when he finds out the syndicates number one target, is his childhood best friend jschlatt, who charlie lost contact with once he got into the presidency. Things only get worse and worse over time as he gets more and more involved with this anarchist scheme. Chaos ensues Along with....other, plots of revenge. (TW) -Death- -Blood- -extreme gore/mutilation- (very little) -suicide- (very little) -derealization- -dissociation- -murder- -alcohol- -manipulation- Sunny Anderson school is credit to @memoryboy. including many aspects of this story that have been influenced and sometimes even copied from certian fics (though I try my best to make it original), such as Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians, Tommy's ultra important Keychain, and possibly a couple others that I can't remember. All these details have been improvised to fit the plot, and or, are relatively small such as; character names, character interactions, character aspects such as powers, some concepts for fights/battles that characters may get into. . . . #1 slimecicle jan. 18 2023 #9 superhero Aug. 28 2023 #1 slimecicle jul. 31 2024