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The 2022 Humorous Nonsense Awards Ceremony

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Reads 758
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Parts 20
Time 26m

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Ladies and gentlemen, and gays of course, welcome to the first ever Humorous Nonsense awards ceremony! Your host is me, Millie02468, and click "read" to enter the madness and chaos and confusion that lies behind this door! 

Enter if you dare, for your mind might become as twisted and crazy as the seven combined minds that hide behind this door. *kicks the door a few times* 

You know what they say: great minds think alike, so you can only imagine how great this book is with seven extraordinary minds. But you know, they also say that if someone dares you to do something, you probably shouldn't do it. That obviously doesn't mean people don't listen to dares, so let's see if you're one of those people who don't listen. *evil laughter*

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Stand By Me x Reader ( Teddy Duchamp <3 ) by ur_pretty_cool

You're Y/n Olsen, cousins with Gordie and Dennis Lachance. You stayed at Castle Rock almost your entire life but that all changed when your father passed away due to a drug over dose.. But 3 Years Later... You moved back to Castle Rock a few weeks ago, with your mom and younger brother, Dylan. Hoping your friends are still there ( Chris, Vern and especially Teddy ) You reunite with them and eventually grow back feelings for TEDDY! Read to know moreee! The Title explains everything btw lol Okay byee

MATCH. ( stand by me ) by sacrificedlamb

"WE'RE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN, CHAMBERS..." in which a troubled boy and a neglected girl fall hopelessly in love. [chris chambers x oc] //mentions of sexual/physical abuse. 2024 NOTE: I wrote this when I was 15/16 so it's cheesy but so well loved which is why I keep it up. I am an adult now, so I will not be writing anymore sbm fanfiction to those who have asked. Thanks for the love<3 © baptismsbaby 2018

𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐘 || stu macher by stillobsessed000

"ᴡᴇʟʟ, ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ'ꜱ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ɢᴜᴛᴛᴇᴅ ɴᴇxᴛ, ʜᴜʜ, ᴠɪʀɢɪɴ ᴍᴏʟʟʏ?" "ꜱʜᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴜᴘ, ꜱᴛᴜ!" ••• || 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 . . . . according to the rules of horror movies, Molly Birist isn't going to last long in this real life thriller, or that's what the killer thinks ••• STU MACHER × FEM!OC (× multiple) SCREAM FILMS; scream ✓| scream 2 ✓| scream 3 ✓| scream 4 ✎| BOOK ONE OF THE "Not-Really-A-Virgin" DUOLOGY ¡¡TW!!; mentions/descriptions of suicide, abuse/force by abuse, sexual assault, psychotic thoughts ••• established: 12/4/22 published: 12/5/22 completed: tba ••• RANKINGS #3 - Scream1996 - 5/30/23 #2 - Deweyriley - 5/7/23 #2 - Galeweathers - 3/26/23 #4 - Scream - 6/1/23 #1 - Tatumriley - 4/28/23 #2 - Horror/thriller - 1/6/23 #7 - Horrormovie - 1/30/23 #1 - Sidneyprescott - 1/30/23 #7 - Horror-thriller - 1/20/23 #5 - Horrorromance - 10/23/23 #10 - Billyloomis - 2/25/23 #50 - Blood - 10/23/23 #1 - Bloodandgore - 5/27/24 #2 - Scarymovie - 3/26/23 #2 - Woodsboro - 4/8/23 #6 - Stumacher - 4/26/23 #1 - Scarymovie - 4/9/23 #1 - Randymeeks - 10/14/23 #46 - Ghostface - 4/5/23 #3 - Murder - 6/7/23 #1 - Meganfox - 5/31/23 #4 - Johnnydepp - 5/7/23 #3 - Stumacher - 5/14/23 #8 - Horror - 6/3/23

Masky x Reader ...Dark |Completed| by n_a123456

The bells declaring summer vacation loudly rings ,and as any normal person summer means parties...not being the social butterfly you are, you tried sneaking out of this hell being held at your collage campus, only to grab someone's attention when you refused to play their so called "game" how long can you refuse to say that he is definitely winning and is after his prize ? I'm very sorry but....this will be gory so just be prepared (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐨𝐮 | ᶜʰʳⁱˢ ᶜʰᵃᵐᵇᵉʳˢ ˣ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ by Lizax3

"We'll get out together...I promise." *** Chris Chambers x fem!reader I do not own Stand By Me!

My Library of Short-Stories by Izakai_Lord

Welcome to the library, a realm born from the depths of a twisted mind, where logic pirouettes with madness and chaos reigns supreme. Here, the absurd and extraordinary collide: knives twirl through the air in deadly ballets, lava pits echo with the wails of tormented souls, candylands brim with grotesque creatures spawned from the union of nightmares and dreams, and cosmic entities swap destinies with mortals in an eternal cycle of ascension and fall. Among the infinite corridors lies a father defying the fiercest storm for love, a man returning to the past to face the haunting truth about a long-lost friend, and a dead man meeting the gods in bizarre landscapes from myth and legend This sentient labyrinth of shifting shelves and living tomes is presided over by a Librarian whose essence infuses every creak and shadow. Within these twisting halls, whimsy and horror play an eternal game of hide-and-seek. Darkness offers comfort while light blinds. Comedy and tragedy trade masks with gleeful abandon, and the boundaries of good and evil blur into a haunting nursery rhyme. Beware, traveler, crossing the threshold will not leave you unchanged. The library's secrets dig deeper than any wound, its stories unraveling the fabric of your reality and opening more eyes than you thought you had. So, tell me: will you take the risk? Within these walls, knowledge and peril are bound together. Here is your key and card-a gift and a warning. The Library is watching, waiting. Whatever you expect, it will not be what you find. Good luck, brave soul-your journey begins now.

Jason Christ: The Little Man Verses The World by magnificent_megz

Sorry if this offends any religions this is an inside joke made by my friends about personalities and how *cough cough* Dante *cough cough* causes us hell! A group of friends that tackle the world (school) with their shortest friend Jason Christ. We're all musicians (with death)! Characters: Jason Christ Doubtful Thomas Angel Gabriel Dante's Inferno (Satan) Alice the holy spirit, mother of all Meggie the Alpha Wolf, Guardian of the Underworld (me!) Kuda the Lolicon (servant of Angel Gabriel) Paige his Loyal Concubine (Dante and Jason) Tibo the Queen of the Nekos Louise the hooded figure (death) *SPOILER* Tibo dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Dreams - Ace Merrill by CLQuinn

Every time Ace Merrill was arrested he expected the usual, drunken men in the cells around him, moaning and groaning about how they'd been unfairly locked up. Yet this time was different. Ace got the shock of his life when he looked into the cell opposite and saw a girl his age, bruises littering her body and a glare that could kill. For once in his life Ace suddenly found being locked up might be one of the best things to happen to him.

Banana Bus Squad! (One Shots x-reader) by SepticeyeJade

Welcome to my first one shot book. I've read a lot of one shots and I decided it was my time to write one. If you guys didn't know already, I like the banana bus squad. X-reader or y/n means YOU! Hope you enjoy all the cute, sad, happy, hot, exciting and raging times with the banana bus squad. I will be taking request whenever. REQUEST ARE OPEN! {BEWARE SMUT,FLUFF AND SWEARING! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!}

Yes, I am crazy by mf_queen48

I don't know when it happened, or how, but I know I'm crazy. Nothing more, nothing less. Or well, maybe add weird too. Most people tend to stay away from me and it's no mystery why. But then those five hot guys just had to come and kidnap me. Like, why? Because apparently my dad is the leader of an infamous gang and these teenagers want to take him down. Pfft, still doesn't count. Now, I'm just worrying about whether or not I want to get released - an excuse for skipping school? Hell yeah! Though there is that tiny, little issue regarding the question about if they are going to kill me or not. Might as well have a bit of fun before that happens. ~~~ Okay, so this is like my first book, and... It's... I don't know what it is. I read some stories were a crazy girl get's kidnapped, and decided to write a story like that too. So, here we are! What's my point? I think I had one... 1# crazy (How? What? I'm confused)

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