Now let me tell you about Honey Badgers (RWBY X Male OC story)

Beacon Academy, or what I like to call it, Bacon Academy because I messed up the first time and didn't want to change that. So here everyone is, inside the auditorium waiting for the fabled headmaster of Beacon, The Wizard of OZ himself, Ozpin.

After getting inside and finding family and "friends" in the crowd, our residential huntresses meats up with Yang the Golden Dragon of the North hailed for her hot temper and fighting style no one ever crosses her path, well unless they're masochistic, but that's something else entirely.
"So when did you think The Headmaster is going to get her," Ruby asked her sister.
"Who knows, but what I do know is that I'm ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum."
"Well, that's ni-" Ruby was cut off from a sound she heard from above, "Hey, Yang, do you hear that sound?"
Yang stops looking around and tries to listen for the sound as well, "I think I hear it. Does it sound like a guy trying not to die?"
"Well, that was pretty specific, but I think I get what you're saying, and is it me, or is it getting louder?"
"No, it's getting louder."
Everyone in the auditorium was listening for where the sound was coming from when out of nowhere, a person busted through the roof and crashed landed on the stage.
"Ughhhh," The person groaned after hitting the ground, and when they finally shook it off, they got up and walked to the microphone.
"*Cough*Cough* Is this working one, two, three... Okay, so it's working, well I just wanted to say one thing and one thing only." So now everyone was waiting on what this mysterious figure was going to say, and when it finally came, "Dick Chocolate." with that, he left the stage and ran through the doors on the other side of the auditorium.
"Huh, well, that was something," Yang said after a moment to get her composure back.
"Yeah, that was something," Ruby replies after a while, and the only sound in the auditorium was the wind whistling in the ain't hole in the roof and everyone's quiet breathing.