Side Effects May Include... Love
5 Bölüm Devam ediyor YetişkinActive Ingredient: A whole lot of fake dating, snark, and some unexpected emotions.
Indications:
For the treatment of broken hearts and ex-boyfriend-induced stress. 'Side Effects May Include... Love' is prescribed to anyone in need of a delightful distraction, a bit of revenge, and a lot of awkward tension. If you're looking for a cure to your ex's betrayal-or just want to mess with a cocky orthopedic resident-this is the remedy for you.
Dosage:
Take one dose of "pretend to date a man you can't stand" for maximum effectiveness. Repeat until your ex is sufficiently jealous or until you start questioning your sanity. Administer with caution, as prolonged exposure to Dr. William Nightingale may cause increased heart rate, eye-rolls, and, if overexposed, feelings of attraction.
Warnings:
Do not take if you're allergic to sarcasm, uninvited personal space invasions, or complicated relationships. If you experience excessive chemistry, uncontrollable eye-rolls, or sudden realizations that maybe you're falling for the guy who's absolutely infuriating, consult your inner therapist immediately.
Possible Side Effects:
Severe eye-rolling
Unexplained heart palpitations
Unwanted attraction to your fake boyfriend
Intense jealousy from exes
A significant amount of awkwardness
An overwhelming urge to scream "Why me?" in the middle of a hospital elevator
In rare cases, this treatment may result in actual love. Proceed with caution.