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Comically Clichéd

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Reads 184
Votes 12
Parts 17
Time 1h 13m

bacon-flavored-lube

Mature

On a day like no other... oh wait... maybe it was just a normal Tuesday... or was it a Friday? Anyways, that's beyond the point! The point is that I met a man who changed my entire life.
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I think you changed my life more than I did yours! I wanted nothing to do with you!
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Bull! You took me, not the other way around!
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Praylean, a young beautiful ninja badass, was visiting the US from bumb-fuck-who-knows-where when she stumbled upon a night club... because that dumbass left her group. Loud music, lots of alcohol, and many hot bods all in one place! She thought she hit jackpot, but then that hot, controlling asshole showed up. Braxon, the hot controlling asshole, always got what he wanted. He could kill cattle with his panty-dropping smile. He got bored with his latest bang and wanted to find someone new to bone, which of course lead him to the closest night club... damn pusshound.
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Pepper Pot as Braxon 
Wiggly Wiggins as Praylean
Follow both of us authors compete to survive.All Rights Reserved

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