The Corpse And The Crazy
Smut-Smutter
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  • Reads 1,514
  • Votes 53
  • Parts 20
  • Time 1h 58m
Smut-Smutter
Complete, First published Jan 20, 2022
Mature
actionasylumcrazyenemiestoloversfantasyfantasy-romancefunnyhumorinsaneinsanityloveparanormalparanormalromanceromanceslowburnslowromancesupernaturalusagainsttheworldvampirevampireromancevampires
She wants freedom, he only wants her. 

Julia is a patient in a mental hospital, Matthias is the right hand of the mightiest vampire on the East Coast. He gets the assignment to kidnap her, without even the slightest idea what he's in for. A recipe for disaster.
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