Crime and Condiments: The Mustard Murders
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A murder mystery noir containing an excessive number of chicken puns, where a hardened detective in the crime riddled city of New Yolk must solve the case of a handful of joint murders, all connected by a mysterious piece of jewelry. (incomplete WIP)
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