Killed The Cat

A One Piece x Gender Neutral! Reader Fluff fic.

At this point y'all should know the drill. Bla bla bla I wrote this for my own enjoyment bla bla bla. If you no like, you no read, kapiesh?

Excerpt:

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I was lounging on the bar as my employees did their jobs efficiently, the smell of delicious food wafting through the air along with the sound of laughter.

Suddenly, a familiar blonde barreled into the bar, panting at he had to hold the collar of a younger raven-haired boy. Another raven stood behind him, sniffing the air.

The boy whose collar was thoroughly grabbed was drooling while the blonde man was looking around the bar.

"Excuse me Diana, is (Y/n) here? I have some people who want to meet them."

"Oh, no they aren't right now. But Dionysus should know when they'll be back. Right boy?"

Dionysus, my massive, wolffish dog stood over to Diana.

"'Ya know when the boss will be back?"

Dionysus snorted in response and glared at me, and my hair slightly stood on end.

That was his hint for me to walk our real quick.

I walked passed the Diana and the three men, wrapping my tail around all three of them before exiting.

'I need to get some more alcohol.'

After I had left, Diana asked Dionysus again if he knew when I'd be back, offering him some wine as a bribe.

Which won him over, of course.

He spun in circles a total of fifteen times.

"Well, Boss'll be back in about fifteen minutes, isn't that right Dio?"

Dionysus let out a bark in agreement.

"Then would you like a table for three, Sabo?"

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