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Honestly Fuck Canon

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Reads 14,093
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Parts 18
Time 1h 23m

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which person thought it was a good idea to put two unhinged gods power to balance the universe???


basically this is just a self-indulgent crack treated seriously fic with me and my bff as two gods who roam universe to universeAll Rights Reserved

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Life's Partner// Thales Series#3✔️ by Jake_Thales

All I wanted to do was change, change for the better. I just wanted to be a non-murdering, non-gangleader, non-player teenager but no. I just had to do things the hard way. Now I'm stuck in the chamber with a second generation demigod, who by the way calls me chicken, facing the past in real definition. Would it be so difficult to believe I was sent here by a titan? By the Roman Titan of Life. Yep and if by some chance I survive this, I'll have another crazy god/goddess, who's name I don't know, that wants to kill me for whatever reason. Yes just my life. Why couldn't I just be a normal teenage? 1) Death's Partner 2)Love's Partner 3)Life's Partner

Xavier's Trysta |18+|✔️ by CherieWinx

Mafia Dark Romance : ••••••••• she looked back and saw him coming towards her with red blood shoot eyes. She didn't even blink her eyes when he was standing in front of her with her small body pressed to his hard muscular one. A gasp escaped her mouth when he hold the back of her neck and pulled her impossibly closer to him. "Say no to this wedding." He whispered near her lips in a dangerous calm voice. Being scared out of her wits, she shooked her head negatively making his hold more tighter on her waist and nape and pulling her so close that she have to stand on her toe. "I will make your life living hell kitten." He whispered as his lips kept touching hers lightly. "I-I wo-won't." She whispered as tears perked in her eyes. He didnt said anything and kept looking intensily in her eyes. He knew that she isn't even breathing becoz of their proximity and he liked his effects on her. "Be ready then. Just remember you are the one who kept herself in this position. Now there is no going back." Saying this he kissed the corner of her mouth and left her nape. ••••••••••••••• She is cold. He is a burning fire. She is Innocent as dove. He is clever as a fox. She is an adopted. He is the heir. She is the beauty. He is the beast. She is scared of him. He is pissed of her. She loves everyone. He doesn't do love. She submits to everyone. He dominates everyone. Sparks will definitely arise when these two opposite soul will get tangle with each other. What will happen when the ruthless mafia meet an Innocent girl.

•••JÚÑÔÔÑ-€-Í$H¶•••✓ by EtratEjaz1117

« Sequel of RÚẞÅRÚ - Í$H¶ » «Stand Alone Book» ~ ZÁ¥¥ÁÑ ~ "The world is all about give and take, Create your OWN°°° ~ Á¥€DÁ ~ "The world is full of fake people, The real is you, YOURSELF°°° ✨✨✨ "Calm me down" His beautiful blue eyes ranked through every inch of my body sitting calmly on his chair. His eyes were glaring in my soul like he wanted to eat me alive. His slender long fingers tapping slowly yet impatiently on the desk infront of him waiting for my answer. I don't know who made him angry again but that was the first time he asked something from me other than the work. But the question was how can i calm him down? I averted my eyes to the floor because his gaze was very intense, piercing my every core with his hardcore death glare. He stood up from his chair making his way towards me as a predator towards his prey. My breath hitched in my throat with fear engulfing me slowly. "How"? I finally dared my voice out and as usual my voice came out low and meak. He stopped a step away from me as i smelled his minty cologne in my nostrils which every time overpower my senses to think properly. "Kiss me" I snapped my head towards him as my eyes widened in response. Is he for real? ✨✨✨ For her, he was her husband, her family after the death of her parents, after the betrayal of her family but For him, She was the burden from his parents, A mere responsibility. She don't love him but still there was a spark of attraction towards him as he was her rightfully married HUSBAND. He disliked her but there was one rule in his life.What was his, Will always remain His. Doesn't matter how much he dislike her, what matters to him was, she has his name and that makes her, HIS. His WIFE. ✨ Two confused souls living in the same roof, same room yet so far. Will they ever be together? ✨ Both were like a closed book. Will they ever try to open up to eachother? Stay tuned with ZÁ¥¥ÁÑ x Á¥€DÁ! Allah Hafiz!

Ten Words of Crackbooks by potato_511

ten words of wisdom crackbook to get the wiggles out (hyperfixations go brrrrr sometimes) anyways expect a bunch of books being idiots, tantusar being the tired dad of everyone, and alexlion0511 being literally everywhere because i am way too biased oh and my sidekicks au too (in other words it's midnight light going basically insane after juhmatok quit) fun fact: the creation of the cover basically came from me about to draw some vent art, but when i got everything to, i was randomly fine (that happens sometimes) so i just drew alex t-posing to assert his dominance as my favourite twower lmao

A mistake saves a life by sadistic_empath

god of death makes a little mistake, wonder how that will go? two worlds get connected through two souls, what's the worst that will happen? it can't change much can it? well too bad these two are a special case. *** this story came purely from my boredom, I'm not too good of a writer but I'll try my best and English is not my first language. I hate uncontinued works so I'll try my best and I'm not fond of writing ships so no ships in my stories. oh and this is my first story that I upload, I'm also posting on ao3, same tittle same username.

•••𝔐€ℜ€ Á𝔍ÑÀẞÎ•••✓ by EtratEjaz1117

~ ¥ÚHÁÂÑ ~ "Don't mess with me, I can destroy you even before the blink of your EYE°°° ~ Á¥ZÁL ~ "Don't waste your words on people who deserve your SILENCE°°° ✨✨✨ "Get out of my sight, i don't want to see your face" saying this, he turned his face to the other side. His jaw was clenched, his hands were in a fist and his blank eyes were staring into nothingness. I stood there for a whole 1 minute for him to stop me, to hold me in his secure embrace, to clean my teary face but my wishful thinking shattered into millions of pieces when he didn't even passed me a single glance. Turning away with a heavy heart and teary eyes, i walked out of the hospital corridors. Leaning against the cold wall, a heart wrenching sob left my mouth. As soon as i closed my eyes, our lovely moments flashed in my eyes to make me snap open my eyes. Taking some deep breaths to stable my breathless breathing, i looked up in the sky, a silent plead left my mouth. "Ya Allah!" ✨✨✨ She was known as the pond lily, so innocent yet so feisty Whereas he was known as the wildflower, wild and destruction itself. What will happen when she will be hired to be his twin's nanny and What will happen when she will be forced to be in a contract marriage of 6 months with the beautiful blue eyed beast? Will there be a way out for her or will she be contracted with the monster for her entire life? Will he ever try to like 'Ayzal' despite his hatred towards women or she will be deprived of everyone's love yet...again? Then let's find out....Will she ever try to know him or he will remain an stranger to her and Will her innocence and feisty attitude tame the beast in him or not? Stay tuned with ¥ÚHÀÁÑ x Á¥ZÀL! Allah Hafiz!

Daddy's Best friend | 18+ by sexsationella

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