You know the SQUIPs. All five of them. Book, Play, Two River, Broadway and London (with some guest appearances from Chicago and Australia). Now what if they lived in a run-down cheap apartment together? Will they collectively save up money for a good house, or will someone end up dead? Will our dear Book SQUIP end up passed out in an alleyway? Will the Broadway SQUIP break all of the windows? Who knows! Prepare for an adventure of crack and maybe some angst, as a bunch of Tumblr users dictate little details of the story. Quotes taken straight from Incorrect-squip on Tumblr will be featured in the story. Why? I own the fucking account that's why Suggestions will be taken on both Wattpad and Tumblr for this story. For a slightly gayer version, see Be Less Stupid. I am so, so sorry. *Cover is temporarily and will be replaced soon