The Donald Trump Diaries
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Last published Mon, Jul 24, 2023
A sexy love story.
Love interests: Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, King Charles... Possibly more.
A racey love triangle 😍💅
Also features: Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Bezos, James Charles, Prince Harry, Camilla and Charles, Queen Elizabeth... Possibly more 👀
This is completely satirical but it has a plot strangely enough 💀
MAIN THEMES:
JoexTrump date, Bad Sex, sabotaged election, coming out 🏳️🌈, wedding, honeymoon on the Titanic and more...
Features crazy unhinged Photoshop and songs I'm not paying for your therapy okay?
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