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Dogman Shit Post And Total Things That Don't Make Sense
Dogman Shit Post And Total Things...
Aextriot
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Aextriot
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Jan 24, 2022
A book of pure idiotesses
All Rights Reserved
dogman
grampa
lilpetey
petey
dogman
grampa
lilpetey
petey
Table of contents
PETEY OLD DESIGNS(like literally so old)
Mon, Jan 24, 2022
lil petey OLD DESIGNS( again I'm just going around telling people their old des)
Tue, Jan 25, 2022
HELP (dogman OC) OLD OLD OLD DESIGNS
Thu, Jan 27, 2022
Petey's Amazing Tips
Sun, Jan 30, 2022
How Petey's dad left
Wed, Feb 2, 2022
WHO U GONNA VOTE FOR EH?
Fri, Feb 4, 2022
Petey's first job
Sat, Feb 5, 2022
Pick a path for DM characters!
Tue, Feb 8, 2022
BLUE PATH CHOOSERS HERE
Tue, Feb 8, 2022
YELLOW PATH CHOOSERS HERE
Tue, Feb 8, 2022
DINNER TIME (Choose)
Wed, Feb 9, 2022
yellow 🟡
Wed, Feb 9, 2022
BLUE 🔵
Wed, Feb 9, 2022
$Money(Pick a path)
Wed, Feb 16, 2022
GREEN 💚
Wed, Feb 16, 2022
PURPLE 💜
Wed, Feb 16, 2022
OK SO THEORY
Mon, Feb 21, 2022
Idk? Petey's mom OC?
Mon, Feb 21, 2022
WAIT UP THESE THEORIES(tail)
Mon, Feb 21, 2022
Super Diaper Baby 2
Mon, Feb 21, 2022
incorrect quotes
Thu, Feb 24, 2022
I don't know why I like sad stuff
Tue, Feb 22, 2022
Is it my fault?
Wed, Mar 2, 2022
I didn't mean it
Thu, Mar 3, 2022
so I was freaking out
Fri, Mar 4, 2022
Sunshine Rainbows and Lollipops
Sat, Mar 5, 2022
Incorrect quotes
Wed, Mar 9, 2022
IDKWTD
Tue, Mar 15, 2022
Wait you?
Fri, Apr 1, 2022
my real thoughts
Fri, Apr 1, 2022
give me more ideas I'm out again
Sat, Apr 2, 2022
Truth or dare
Mon, Apr 4, 2022
[Truthordarey title]
Thu, Apr 7, 2022
More stuffz
Sat, Apr 9, 2022
While I work on the next part
Mon, Apr 11, 2022
IWTO
Thu, Apr 14, 2022
[Ill come up with one later]
Wed, Apr 20, 2022
thanks
Tue, May 3, 2022
Baaaaaa
Wed, May 4, 2022
mother's day
Sat, May 14, 2022
Congrats
Wed, May 18, 2022
It's me her yk it's night I see outside there's a moon
Wed, May 25, 2022
*Instantly regrets everything*
Sun, Jun 12, 2022
I'm not sure Abt anything rn
Mon, Jul 4, 2022
they haven't ate
Mon, Sep 5, 2022
NEW YEAR? 😱
Fri, Jan 20, 2023
iI fed them ☺️
Wed, Jan 25, 2023
Grampa
Sun, Mar 12, 2023
bananabana bobana
Wed, Mar 29, 2023
CHOOSE AGAIN
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
🟣PURPLE
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
GREEN 🟢
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
🟤🟤 BROWN
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
BLUE 🔵🔵
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
🟡YELLOw
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
orange 🧡🧡
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
Mother's day oneshot
Sun, May 14, 2023
Dogman...askordarebackreal?
Sat, Jan 6, 2024
I dont know why i like sad stuff but dp au
Mon, Jan 8, 2024
Ask or Dare with Dead Petey Guys!
Fri, Aug 23, 2024
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A book of pure idiotesses
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Dogman...askordarebackreal?
Sat, Jan 6, 2024
I dont know why i like sad stuff but dp au
Mon, Jan 8, 2024
Ask or Dare with Dead Petey Guys!
Fri, Aug 23, 2024
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