"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." // A DSMP Fanfiction
ChipsRAmazing
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  • Reads 234,303
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  • Time 10h 20m
ChipsRAmazing
Complete, First published Jan 24, 2022
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The Bench Trio, TommyInnit, Tubbo_, and Ranboo Beloved live in District 17, one of the poorer districts on the outskirts of L'Manburg, a major city in the large country of Dream SMP. In District 17, crime isn't rare and is in fact very common. What will the Bench Trio do in response to this?
  
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This is a continuation of my first book, "If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t."! So if you haven't read that book yet, you might not understand what's happening in this one- Here's the link to the first book!: https://www.wattpad.com/1183463598-if-you-don%27t-stop-i%27m-gonna-start-stabbing-sh-t-a If you are coming here from a link in the first book, however, then you're in the right place! :D Enjoy! :DD &$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$& The Bench Trio, TommyInnit, Tubbo_, and Ranboo live in District 17, one of the poorer districts on the outskirts of L'Manburg, a major city in the large country of Dream SMP. In District 17, crime isn't rare and is in fact very common. What will the Bench Trio do in response to this? &$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$& GO CHECK OUT @_KatPat_ 'S BOOK SHE MAKES AMAZING ARTTTTT- https://www.wattpad.com/story/305157011-my-art-dump Also, the cover of this book was made by them :D &$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$& OH!! AND ALSO BEFORE YOU LEAVE! You have heard it so many times before, so say it with me! Only a small percentage of people who read my stories are actually following me so if you enjoy this story, please consider following, it's free and you can always unfollow later. Thanks!!! β™₯ (Psst. Also vote please too. Thanks!! πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ now enjoy the story! :])
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