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"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." // A DSMP Fanfiction

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The Bench Trio, TommyInnit, Tubbo_, and Ranboo Beloved live in District 17, one of the poorer districts on the outskirts of L'Manburg, a major city in the large country of Dream SMP. In District 17, crime isn't rare and is in fact very common. What will the Bench Trio do in response to this?
  
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