"That's too kind to do for it to be true" - SBI hero Au/bystanderinnit

Tommy was walking to his delightful pastry shop and saw a fight between a hero and a villain. He was about to walk away but then he saw a stroller next to the villain

How did he see this when it's midnight and there are barely any lights? Because the only light that was on had flickered over the child just long enough for him to see. And how was that possible? Tommy doesn't know himself but by now he's at peace with things being convenient for him

For example, if someone were to be robbing his beautiful shop, which happens more often than not, he would either somehow dodge the bullet or someone walking in is a hero who just happened to be walking by this heroless district

Another example is that his shop is full when he wants it to talk to people as well as empty when he wants to be alone. He's also never had a Karen come in throughout the three years his shop has been open. Amazing, right! Well Tommy would keep the reasoning of this amazing feat as his amazing ability to keep away those evil humans

He has all of this luck and always feels like nobody else has any so if he sees someone struggling financially you know he is going to go over there and lend a lot of money to them

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Tommy has the power of convenience where everything goes his way

His life is 'perfect' until one day he sees a villain and a hero fighting with a child near them

He also has the SBI come in to his pastry shop. He sees these heroes so often it's like they are stalking him

It sometimes gets creepy

If you haven't figured it out yet this is a Tommyinnit centered story

Inspired by: "Racooninnit is pog at villainy" and "Tommyinnit's unbeatable method to avoid sudden death"

~*Art not mine*~

Started: Feburary 5, 2022

Ended: Still in progress

I have edited up to chapter 5, so the rest may not be all that well. I'm sorry, I'll try finishing them later!